Hahaa... I'm unsure why this matters, but just for the sake of Saturday, I'll bite.
Why though? I was challenging your
design standards; I wouldn't touch your love life with a 80 mile pole even if Mister Fister was holding it.
But since I happen to be in something amazing atm, I can't help but share.
2 year relationship on Christmas Day.
My
relationshipian past has been FAR from perfect though ... brutally non-perf.
My advice is ... go find yourself an Asian girl, they love white guys, and will worship the ground you walk on.
If you're willing to put in the work, she will clean the slate for you.
Like, just yesterday ... we woke up, and walked to get coffee. (she wakes up with a smile on her face every morning)
She followed me around with a bluetooth boombox, and a smile on her face, happier than a perriwinkle blue wallflower.
I had one hand on my hot coffee, and one finger on the volume button, as we walked through the brisk clean Bay Area air singing WU-TANG - Triumph
She makes more money than I do, and I'm pulling 100k/year in... I could go on, but it's unneeded.
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