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I'm nervous as fuck. Game Industry as of 2005 = WTF?!

Descent

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1. I want Interplay to die. That way, FreeSpace 3 can be made. Cliffhangers are not the way to end a series, Interplay!

2. I want Tim Willits to stop shitting on John Romero's Doom franchise. Tim, you suck cocks. Get over it. Doom 3 lost all it's fun by Alpha Labs.

3. I want to know the hardware specs needed for Valve's new lighting bullshit for Half-Life 2.

4. I want Sega to get back into the hardware business.

5. I want 2D Sonic back. Or at least a 3D Sonic game that doesn't make you look like Mario the fagtastic plumbers bitch. Kill yourself, Yuji Naka.

6. I want a violent crime game without Rap music.

7. Sim Rape :confused:?

6. I want NovaLogic to start making flight sims again. I want a followup to F22 Raptor, and Comanche 4.

7. I want CliffyB to stop being a '93 Romero style media whore. Wait, Romero never appeared in mainstream shit like the "G4 Game Awards." My bad.

8. I want CliffyB to go by the name Cliff Brezinski. You're Polish, admit it. Hell, I came out of the nationality closet, you can too. Embrace your sinking ship and tank pushing heritage.

9. I want a followup to the old DOS game Highway Hunter.

10. I WANT DESCENT FUCKING 4!

11. A handheld Dreamcast would kick ass. Oh wait, that's the PSP.

12. A working DOS emulator with WORKING 4GW runtimes.

13. A DOS gaming machine that is brand new and costs $30. Use some cheap ass shit; pick it up at Walmart. Fucking buy an assload of overstock Intel i486 and AMD i486 and X5 chips, slap in an ATi Mobility M1 chip (Rage Pro/Mach64), 8MB of RAM and call it a day. A 10GB hard drive would ROCK, and it HAS TO HAVE THE MARBLEWORKS SOUND TO IT.

14. Same as above, but a handheld. Word.

15. Games with porn.

16. Same as above, except Duke Nukem Forever. At least there has been SOME progress since '04.

AS OF RIGHT NOW, ONLY #1, #10, AND #16 ARE FEASABLE.

Sorry, I needed to vent.
 

Janglenut

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17. Fuck Metroid, I want the old days of it back. Get rid of the first person shooter.

18. I want final fantasy 7 style back in the Final Fantasies; fuck those supposed "hot" chicks.

19. I want systems to be realistically priced. Fuck 250$ for a handheld, I'll get a computer for that.

20. No more Gamecube controllers, actually, NO MORE GAMECUBE.

21. PS3 to not be a POS like ps2.

22. Xbox2 to own like Xbox.

23. Command and Conquer Red Alert 3.

24. Guildwars to own as much as it did in the Betas.

25. Get rid of SEGA. Period.

26. Kill Splinter Cell.

27. Bring some GOOD RPGS to xbox.


Will get more as I think of them.
 
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28. SOME ORGINAL FUCKING IDEAS FOR A GAME, goddamn, it's all the same now.
 

Descent

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Janglenut said:
25. Get rid of SEGA. Period.
Sorry, you're going to be executed for that one. I'm calling the game police now.
 

UberSkippy

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Dude, Sega sucked. They had a few cool games and no motivation to make themselves any better.

I remember when a guy that had a Sega instead of a Nintendo was thought of as somehow special. That was because he spent more money for a game system that didn't do anything better and had crappier games. The Atari 2600 was more fun even though it was what? nearly a decade old?
 

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UberSkippy said:
Dude, Sega sucked. They had a few cool games and no motivation to make themselves any better.

I remember when a guy that had a Sega instead of a Nintendo was thought of as somehow special. That was because he spent more money for a game system that didn't do anything better and had crappier games. The Atari 2600 was more fun even though it was what? nearly a decade old?
I saecond that!!

I had a friend who had the sega before the Genesis and at first I was jealous cuz I had a NES! But after playing it I realized it blew donkey balls! He thought he was in a club of few that had the pleasure of owning one! But there was a reason they didn't do so well! I wonder?

Do any of the kids here remember this it may be b fore you!

 

UberSkippy

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Yeah I remember that... the duckhunt wannabe system. My neighbor had one. He was all the shit till we played it. Then he hated his mom for not buying the NES.
 

Descent

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Dude, I'm talking about the Genesis, Dreamcast, etc. the shit that ruled.

Master System sucked.
 
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Descent said:
Dude, I'm talking about the Genesis, Dreamcast, etc. the shit that ruled.

Master System sucked.

dude, dreamcast and genesis suck even more
 
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dude, dreamcast and genesis suck even more
that's true, the dreamcast sucked. i could barely hold the controller on the dreamcast cause it was so awkward. Not to mention the dreamcast had NO GOOD GAMES at all.
 

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Janglenut said:
17. Fuck Metroid, I want the old days of it back. Get rid of the first person shooter.

18. I want final fantasy 7 style back in the Final Fantasies; fuck those supposed "hot" chicks.

19. I want systems to be realistically priced. Fuck 250$ for a handheld, I'll get a computer for that.

20. No more Gamecube controllers, actually, NO MORE GAMECUBE.

21. PS3 to not be a POS like ps2.

22. Xbox2 to own like Xbox.

23. Command and Conquer Red Alert 3.

24. Guildwars to own as much as it did in the Betas.

25. Get rid of SEGA. Period.

26. Kill Splinter Cell.

27. Bring some GOOD RPGS to xbox.


Will get more as I think of them.
i agree Metroid sucks ass now.....super metroid was the shit.

29. C&C Tiberium Dawn(Twilight)\

30. Fallout 3

31. Xenogears 2 not Xenosaga bullshit......i don't want to wait another 5 years to get to the "time frame" of Xenogears which will be remade either way :thumbsdn:

32. StarCraft 2

33. A new Mechwarrior game thats actually GOOD

34. Diablo 3 and it better be in 2D instead of 3D

35. The Sims with a "In da hood" expansion pack
 

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i thought starcraft 2 reviews were pretty cool made the game look kind of cool
 

Janglenut

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36. Death of the Sims.

37. Red Alert 3 to come out and be like Yuri's Revenge and nothing like Generals.
 
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Wait how the hell can the Game Industry make you nervous it's not like they matter much :confused:
 

Descent

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Dull_Bullet said:
that's true, the dreamcast sucked. i could barely hold the controller on the dreamcast cause it was so awkward. Not to mention the dreamcast had NO GOOD GAMES at all.
Are you kidding me? That thing is second to the Gamecube controller in my book. The final version of the Genesis 6 -Button Arcade Pad is a close third.

I'm talking in terms of ergonomics.
 

Descent

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Wait how the hell can the Game Industry make you nervous it's not like they matter much
I'm just worried about the fact that there is no innovation left...I mean, there hasn't been any attempt to truly rewrite first person shooter mechanics since Daikatana. And Daikatana did a damn good job, and was a damn good game. Too bad the biased American press cheated Romero out of millions.

The only series (arguably) still alive that could rewrite it would be Descent, and if you play the series you'll know what I'm talking about.
 

Janglenut

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What's wrong with today's FPS? They've been getting better every installment....
 
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Descent said:
I'm just worried about the fact that there is no innovation left...I mean, there hasn't been any attempt to truly rewrite first person shooter mechanics since Daikatana. And Daikatana did a damn good job, and was a damn good game. Too bad the biased American press cheated Romero out of millions.

The only series (arguably) still alive that could rewrite it would be Descent, and if you play the series you'll know what I'm talking about.
Wait how did the press cheat Romero out of millions...
And BTW I have played and currently own descent 1 & 2 but was never a big fan.
 

VenomHowell

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All I hear now is whine whine whine, bitch bitch bitch.

For fuck sake, I've heard absolutely NO ORIGINAL IDEAS HERE. Everything said on those lists so far has been typical GameFAQS fanboy spew of shit, popularized bashing and bitching, or just plain bitching because you can't deal with the evolution of an idustry.

Sure, the SNES and those eras were fucking great, and it was the most impressive and fun system to play... IN ITS TIME, but you'd be a fucking fool to choose a SNES or Genesis over new technology.

Why don't you guys invest LESS TIME WHINING, and more time researching a time machine, so you can go back to the fucking 90s and get out of our hair. Jesus christ.