1. I want Interplay to die. That way, FreeSpace 3 can be made. Cliffhangers are not the way to end a series, Interplay!
2. I want Tim Willits to stop shitting on John Romero's Doom franchise. Tim, you suck cocks. Get over it. Doom 3 lost all it's fun by Alpha Labs.
3. I want to know the hardware specs needed for Valve's new lighting bullshit for Half-Life 2.
4. I want Sega to get back into the hardware business.
5. I want 2D Sonic back. Or at least a 3D Sonic game that doesn't make you look like Mario the fagtastic plumbers bitch. Kill yourself, Yuji Naka.
6. I want a violent crime game without Rap music.
7. Sim Rape
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6. I want NovaLogic to start making flight sims again. I want a followup to F22 Raptor, and Comanche 4.
7. I want CliffyB to stop being a '93 Romero style media whore. Wait, Romero never appeared in mainstream shit like the "G4 Game Awards." My bad.
8. I want CliffyB to go by the name Cliff Brezinski. You're Polish, admit it. Hell, I came out of the nationality closet, you can too. Embrace your sinking ship and tank pushing heritage.
9. I want a followup to the old DOS game Highway Hunter.
10. I WANT DESCENT FUCKING 4!
11. A handheld Dreamcast would kick ass. Oh wait, that's the PSP.
12. A working DOS emulator with WORKING 4GW runtimes.
13. A DOS gaming machine that is brand new and costs $30. Use some cheap ass shit; pick it up at Walmart. Fucking buy an assload of overstock Intel i486 and AMD i486 and X5 chips, slap in an ATi Mobility M1 chip (Rage Pro/Mach64), 8MB of RAM and call it a day. A 10GB hard drive would ROCK, and it HAS TO HAVE THE MARBLEWORKS SOUND TO IT.
14. Same as above, but a handheld. Word.
15. Games with porn.
16. Same as above, except Duke Nukem Forever. At least there has been SOME progress since '04.
AS OF RIGHT NOW, ONLY #1, #10, AND #16 ARE FEASABLE.
Sorry, I needed to vent.
2. I want Tim Willits to stop shitting on John Romero's Doom franchise. Tim, you suck cocks. Get over it. Doom 3 lost all it's fun by Alpha Labs.
3. I want to know the hardware specs needed for Valve's new lighting bullshit for Half-Life 2.
4. I want Sega to get back into the hardware business.
5. I want 2D Sonic back. Or at least a 3D Sonic game that doesn't make you look like Mario the fagtastic plumbers bitch. Kill yourself, Yuji Naka.
6. I want a violent crime game without Rap music.
7. Sim Rape
6. I want NovaLogic to start making flight sims again. I want a followup to F22 Raptor, and Comanche 4.
7. I want CliffyB to stop being a '93 Romero style media whore. Wait, Romero never appeared in mainstream shit like the "G4 Game Awards." My bad.
8. I want CliffyB to go by the name Cliff Brezinski. You're Polish, admit it. Hell, I came out of the nationality closet, you can too. Embrace your sinking ship and tank pushing heritage.
9. I want a followup to the old DOS game Highway Hunter.
10. I WANT DESCENT FUCKING 4!
11. A handheld Dreamcast would kick ass. Oh wait, that's the PSP.
12. A working DOS emulator with WORKING 4GW runtimes.
13. A DOS gaming machine that is brand new and costs $30. Use some cheap ass shit; pick it up at Walmart. Fucking buy an assload of overstock Intel i486 and AMD i486 and X5 chips, slap in an ATi Mobility M1 chip (Rage Pro/Mach64), 8MB of RAM and call it a day. A 10GB hard drive would ROCK, and it HAS TO HAVE THE MARBLEWORKS SOUND TO IT.
14. Same as above, but a handheld. Word.
15. Games with porn.
16. Same as above, except Duke Nukem Forever. At least there has been SOME progress since '04.
AS OF RIGHT NOW, ONLY #1, #10, AND #16 ARE FEASABLE.
Sorry, I needed to vent.