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I'm screwed, any help PLEASE!!!

Lost86

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I'm a dumbass. I smoked some stuff last night, I have a drug test either tomorrow or Friday. I bought a 25 fucking dollar bottle of 420 Clean. Anyone have any experiences with that? CAN ANYONE HELP ME PASS?!!!
 

Brain Spout

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thin bottle of elmer's glue with someone elses piss duct taped to your leg. and hope that the temperature doesn't drop too much.
 

bigck3000

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This dude that I knew that did time and probation for possesion of coke told me that the oldest trick is just keep drinking water the day of.....if you drink enough then you'll start to piss regularly and the water never really gets a chance to pick up any "positives" they cant convict you on heavily diluted piss...supposedly if they say anything about it...they can only reschedule the test for a later date due to botched results. I've never been tested but i've read up on all kinds of ways..most sound like bullshit...letting bleach dry on your fingers and then dipping them in the piss is supposed to 'kill the THC'....Goldenseal root to make the THC molecules soluble in water....basically your best bet, this close is the water. Unless you want to get popped for tampering with the test...then go for the clean piss switch out...they say just fill a condom with the clean piss and tuck it deep. Good luck....If you can postpone There are more effective ways. Or you could read up on false positives and make up a hell of a story. Either way goodluck...I really feel for you...I'll light one up for you this weekend.
 

Lost86

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bigck3000 said:
This dude that I knew that did time and probation for possesion of coke told me that the oldest trick is just keep drinking water the day of.....if you drink enough then you'll start to piss regularly and the water never really gets a chance to pick up any "positives" they cant convict you on heavily diluted piss...supposedly if they say anything about it...they can only reschedule the test for a later date due to botched results. I've never been tested but i've read up on all kinds of ways..most sound like bullshit...letting bleach dry on your fingers and then dipping them in the piss is supposed to 'kill the THC'....Goldenseal root to make the THC molecules soluble in water....basically your best bet, this close is the water. Unless you want to get popped for tampering with the test...then go for the clean piss switch out...they say just fill a condom with the clean piss and tuck it deep. Good luck....If you can postpone There are more effective ways. Or you could read up on false positives and make up a hell of a story. Either way goodluck...I really feel for you...
Thanks. I could only postpone it a day. I don't trust the 420 Clean I bought and personally, I'd rather have a "quit job" on my record than "positive drug test results." I'd have someone piss for me, but what a surprise, everyone I know smokes or does worse drugs. :rolleyes: Some guy I workED with said he went to rehab for a year... and he said that the people there told him regardless of how much water you drink, it's going to stay in your system. Then people tell me it takes 3 days to get in your urinary system. Then people say since THC is fat soluble, you're fucked, period. But the majority say drink a crapload of water. They said poppy seeds will result in a positive test, but I'm too ignorant about the tests and how THC and poppy seeds show up. So I won't try to use that as a story. So, no more job for me. :\

bigck3000 said:
I'll light one up for you this weekend.
:thumbsup: :) Rock on.
 

magnolia

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Sad. :( That is one of the reasons that I don't do drugs. I had to have a drug test to work at Target and the lady collecting the sample actually stood in the bathroom with her back turned to me and listened to me pee just so she could be sure I wasn't doing anything funny. I hate piss tests.
 

Lost86

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Wow, that sucks. My boyfriend just got hired at Target, he of course had to have a piss test too, but they didn't go that far. Rock on to you for not doing any drugs. I can't believe I blew a good job for a night or two of mind alteration. :thumbsdn:
 

bnccoder

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Vinager is said to work, my dad used it for years. I never tried it though. Go to GNC and ask them what they have to pass one. They normally have a good selection, or you could check your local hedge shop.
 

TwisT

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Lost86 said:
I'm a dumbass. I smoked some stuff last night, I have a drug test either tomorrow or Friday. I bought a 25 fucking dollar bottle of 420 Clean. Anyone have any experiences with that? CAN ANYONE HELP ME PASS?!!!
I have a friend that showed up for a piss test and they did a follicle test instead.

fucking morons!
 

keebs

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guess what


YOUR FUCKING SCREWED

AND YOU DID IT TO YOUR SELF.
 

Binarycow

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Buy a lot of gatorade, I personally like riptide rush, and drink bottle after bottle of it. drink a total of like 4 48 oz bottles, and you'll be pissin' clear for the rest of the day. Drink that and you'll be fine. Also, are you a heavy smoker? or just a casual one? because, in a casual smoker, its not detected easily, and leaves your system quicker.
 

OMGROFFLECOPTER

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I cant tell you how to get out of this, but i can tell you how to go out laughing...in fact, I might actually be able to get you out.

Since you're going to be drinking mad water anyway, drink some red food coloring while you're at it to. mix it with the water, drink it before, after, whaever. just drink a shitload. Go in the bathroom or whatever to piss and start screaming, like someone is stabbing your scrotum and twising a rusty knife into it. Then come out like nothings wrong, red-colored urine in hand.

I did the same exact thing, the doctor looked at it and told me to come back tomorrow for some 'auxiliary tests'.
 

ChilianFuckFace

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I don't mean to sound harsh, but I have no sympathy for you or your situation. You choose to be a... never mind...
 
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OMGROFFLECOPTER said:
I cant tell you how to get out of this, but i can tell you how to go out laughing...in fact, I might actually be able to get you out.

Since you're going to be drinking mad water anyway, drink some red food coloring while you're at it to. mix it with the water, drink it before, after, whaever. just drink a shitload. Go in the bathroom or whatever to piss and start screaming, like someone is stabbing your scrotum and twising a rusty knife into it. Then come out like nothings wrong, red-colored urine in hand.

I did the same exact thing, the doctor looked at it and told me to come back tomorrow for some 'auxiliary tests'.
I like this :D