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Imma Fucking Rip Your Head Off Bitch!

mmm...cheese

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So I had just finished practice. When I found that somebody had stole my backpack! Now this is my chain of thoughts...

Cool, i can get an extention on homework...

FUCK! I HAD ESSAYS AND A PROJECT IN THERE!

I'll find you you little bitch...

When I do, I'll rip your fucking head off.

But no... that would be too quick and painless....

Instead, I'll fucking lock you in a room and make you stand for days, while naked, in a room of rats. You will not eat for the entire time you are in there. Instead, you will stare at the wall while you're awake, and dream of horrible things. I will have a fat gay stripping in front of you, while I assrape you with a golf stick.

YOU FUCKED UP MY WEEK! I HAD FUCKING 2 HOT DATES, AND NOW I HAVE TO FUCKING BLOW THEM OFF TO DO HOMEWORK!

YOU LITTLE BITCH!

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Big E

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Jesus that sucks bull balls dose you school have cameras. well it could be worse I park my 1984 El Cameno right in front of the fucking camera at school and SOMEONE FUCKING KEYED THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF IT oh and you know what the best part is the camera didn't see shit, so it could be worse calm down :) heres to finding the person and beating the living shit out of him
 
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mmm...cheese said:
YOU FUCKED UP MY WEEK! I HAD FUCKING 2 HOT DATES, AND NOW I HAVE TO FUCKING BLOW THEM OFF TO DO HOMEWORK!
You would actually pick homework over girls? That sucks dude.
 

Base

it's a motherfucker
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SHIAT dude, that sucks
 

BrIONwoshMunky

EVERYBODY LOVE EVERYBODY!
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Some kid took my wallet in H.S. It had a dollar in it, and a note from a girl. His older brother called me and told me that the kid "found" it on the ground in the Locker Room... I guess it just jumped out of my locked locker. So the next day at school the dude gave it back. But anyways, the dollar was still there, and the note was gone.
 
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BrIONwoshMunky said:
the note was gone.
the kid was probably masturbated with that note, knowing that he will never get closer to something a girl touched.
 

squeeze_me

Fuck me in the gotaz.
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god dammit that fucking sucks.

personally i would lock the guy that did it in a bin full my own shit and fish guts.
 

kindbud

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mmm...cheese said:
... I HAD FUCKING 2 HOT DATES...
i don't believe that

just fuckin with ya

however, do not blow-off the dates. stay up late, get up early, do what you need to do to get the work done and keep the dates. and then you can tell the girls about it on the date...how you busted your ass to keep the dates and they will be flattered rather than think you are a cheeseball for using that as an excuse to cancel.
 

mmm...cheese

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Eh, I managed to finish it in time to go on the second date.... Well, atleast this makes up for any wierdness I may have experienced....