(let's keep this somewhat gramatically correct, right now we have:
I post on WTF.com because you are gay and eat my mother's... im assuming that it should read:
I post on WTF.com because i am gay and eat my mother's... i will reply to that, also we are supposed to finish the sentence and start a new one, and we are sitll on sentence one, ill follow your rules)
...shit. My mother's shit tastes like rubber because...