Infected hair folicle

Descent

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It's on my penis. It hurts like a bitch, and it's right on my shaft.

What can I do to fix this little monster?
 

skylinec

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Descent said:
It's on my penis. It hurts like a bitch, and it's right on my shaft.

What can I do to fix this little monster?
Burn it off by getting rug burn and scabs on your dick again.
 

bigck3000

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DUDE!....your just a little dirty kid.....and why do you have hair on the shaft of your penis.....thats like some un-evolved shit. :(
 

Descent

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Oh my god...Dude, it's on the very botton of the shaft, near the sack, where everyone has hair. It goes down to the sack when I get erect.

Then again, I got "The Hairy Jew Gene" that rides around in my family, so that may play a role too.

Also, I find some of your replies more disgusting than what I posted, by the way. Cut off the folicle? UGH!
 

DIZNUTS

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dude pluck it out........and shave or atleast trim down there......many guys/girls who ever u into will appreciate....remember no1 likes nature's very own floss
 

magnolia

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Dude, take out the tweasers and pluck the hair out. It'll hurt, but then the hair will grow back normally. I do it when I shave down there and get ingrown hairs. Trust me, it works.
 

Descent

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Icky said:
Put some hyrogen peroxide on it. Damn.

Yeah, I was thinking of that, but this being "The Organ" and all, I would suspect it would be painful.

I'm gonna go get some Neosporin, but I'm 99.9% sure we ran out.
 

Icarus

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Do you want it infected, or do you want it to sting a little bit and be fine?

Hydrogen Peroxide doesn't hurt anyways.