Infected hair folicle

[Descent]

It's on my penis. It hurts like a bitch, and it's right on my shaft.

What can I do to fix this little monster?

 

[Havok]

Tweezers.

 

[skylinec]

It's on my penis. It hurts like a bitch, and it's right on my shaft.

What can I do to fix this little monster?

Burn it off by getting rug burn and scabs on your dick again.

 

[FUCKORBEFUCKED]

Just cut the whole damn thing off. :sword:

 

[skylinec]

Just cut the whole damn thing off. :sword:

You're teling him to cut off his dick?

 

[dustinzgirl]

yeah, descent, i think your penis is cursed. better to be rid of the thing.

 

[bigck3000]

DUDE!....your just a little dirty kid.....and why do you have hair on the shaft of your penis.....thats like some un-evolved shit.

 

[Descent]

Oh my god...Dude, it's on the very botton of the shaft, near the sack, where everyone has hair. It goes down to the sack when I get erect.

Then again, I got "The Hairy Jew Gene" that rides around in my family, so that may play a role too.

Also, I find some of your replies more disgusting than what I posted, by the way. Cut off the folicle? UGH!

 

[DIZNUTS]

dude pluck it out........and shave or atleast trim down there......many guys/girls who ever u into will appreciate....remember no1 likes nature's very own floss

 

[T.M.C.com m8]

It's on my penis. It hurts like a bitch, and it's right on my shaft.

What can I do to fix this little monster?

Fuck...I don't know, break out the cheese grader.

 

[Descent]

Fuck...I don't know, break out the cheese grade

HAHAHAHAHA! Jesus fucking Christ!

I'm repping you for that one.

 

[Captain 151]

Every post from Descent: something about his penis .

 

[skylinec]

Every post from Descent: something about his penis .

You notice this now. Stager feeds off of Penis jokes.

 

[magnolia]

Dude, take out the tweasers and pluck the hair out. It'll hurt, but then the hair will grow back normally. I do it when I shave down there and get ingrown hairs. Trust me, it works.

 

[Descent]

It's not ingrown. It's infected.

 

[rcarhar]

Wash it?

 

[Icarus]

Put some hyrogen peroxide on it. Damn.

 

[Descent]

Put some hyrogen peroxide on it. Damn.

Yeah, I was thinking of that, but this being "The Organ" and all, I would suspect it would be painful.

I'm gonna go get some Neosporin, but I'm 99.9% sure we ran out.

 

[Icarus]

Do you want it infected, or do you want it to sting a little bit and be fine?

Hydrogen Peroxide doesn't hurt anyways.

 

[Zickddot]

pluck it. itll hurt like a c*nt but heck,u dont want to lose jr. do ya?