Insults or Slinging flaming monkey poo your choice

JimmyStuart71

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Example one: You're a regurgitated bucket of buzzard cum on a ho's fuck infested titty.
Example two: I'm sorry I didn't mean to imply you were lower than snake shit in a wagon track through Death Valley, I honestly thought you knew.
 
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BlastemSkyHigh

The Original Fuck You Bomb
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You forgot Example Three:
ADMIT YOU'VE GOT A BALD SPOT,
A parody of "Hit Me With Your Best Shot" by Eddie Schwartz, as performed by Pat Benatar

Well you were real good-looking when you were 23
With a full head of hair, well now that’s history
Cause now you’re, middle-aged, what’s happening to it
It goes down the drain, when you shampoo it

Admit you’ve got a bald spot
Oh just admit you’ve got a bald spot
Admit you’ve got a bald spot
Buy a toupee

Come on with the lotions that you rub in there
They smell real weird and they don’t grow hair
Your nose is sprouting and your ears are insane
But it’s never coming out on top again

Admit you’ve got a bald spot
Oh just admit you’ve got a bald spot
Admit you’ve got a bald spot
Buy a toupee

Well there's some real rich transplant doctors on TV
To advertise their screw-ball cue-ball remedies
They can graft from your crotch or your nose or your pits
Or your back or your butt, or you could just admit it

Admit you’ve got a bald spot
Admit you’ve got a bald spot
Admit you’ve got a bald spot
Buy a toupee

Admit you’ve got a bald spot
Are you missing a little bit? No it's a lot.
Admit you’ve got a bald spot
Buy a toupee
 
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JimmyStuart71

Hoodrat
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That's the spirit.
How about this un from GnfrickenR: With your bitch slap rappin and your cocaine tongue ya get nothin done.
 
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RebelBuddha

Rey de Currumpaw
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Just learning the language I see. Welcome to the wonderful world of English. Have a pleasant stay my friend.