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Internet Center Fuckwits

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WTFNation

"I'm a Song From The 60s"
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Hello All

As some of you know, I work on a cruise ship. I help out in the ship's internet center, making sure the piece of shit software (it's called PMS, lol!) posts to the passenger accounts, etc. It's not a paid job, it's in addition to my regular duties, but I get free internet time as a result.

Part of the gig entails being on call for technical issues. Thus, I have a pager. I was in the middle of a very enjoyable nap today when the motherfucker goes off. The page was from the reception desk, who had a guest who could not print off a document.

So, I get my ass out of bed, and get dressed. Couldn't this WAIT?! I hike up the seven flights of stairs to the internet center. I walk in, and it goes like this:

Fuckwit: No matter what I do I can't get it to print.
Me: OK, log in and show me what the problem is.
<fuckwit manages to log in, and pulls up the page he's trying to print>
Fuckwit: I keep hitting the print button and nothing happens!
<Fuckwit hits the print button, and guess what happens....>
THE PRINTER SHITS OUT THE PAGE!!!!
Me: Seems to be working now...
Fuckwit: Oh, yeah, I guess so. Thanks.

Sigh... This is not the least of what happens here every day. I'll post more when it happens.
 
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tinytim_one

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fuck u kannadians!!!!!

just from looking at that ghey flag from kannada made me want to fucking go kill myself....i would have read what u put but i fucking hate kannada....BURN IN HELL!!!!!!!! :mfinger: :mfinger: :mfinger: :mfinger: :mfinger:
 
Jason

Jason

Voorhees a jolly good fellow!
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Another brain surgeon.

Take it to the flame forum...

tinytim_one said:
just from looking at that ghey flag from kannada made me want to fucking go kill myself....i would have read what u put but i fucking hate kannada....BURN IN HELL!!!!!!!! :mfinger: :mfinger: :mfinger: :mfinger: :mfinger:
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The_DEAL

The_DEAL

FAILING @FAILING!
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hmmm. if you cant play nice in the sand box, get the fuck out!!!
 
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kirvett

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I know WTFNation I get really tired of dealing with morons who couldn't use a computer if their life depended on it. Morons.......I found this site and I almost split my sides laughing: www.rinkworks.com/stupid It's hilarious.
 
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jamesp

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Jason said:
Another brain surgeon.

Take it to the flame forum...
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ohhh Jason, you make my day so much.
 
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WTFNation

"I'm a Song From The 60s"
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Great, another one

Jason said:
Another brain surgeon.

Take it to the flame forum...
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LOL. I don't even respond if there are fewer than three properly spelled words in the post. What a retard that guy is...
 
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WTFNation

"I'm a Song From The 60s"
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Right...

tinytim_one said:
just from looking at that ghey flag from kannada made me want to fucking go kill myself
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Go ahead. Need help? :sword: :gun:

tinytim_one said:
....i would have read what u put but i fucking hate kannada....
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My guess is that you would have read what I wrote, but you can't. Do they have schools where you come from? Go to one. Come back when you learn to read and write.


tinytim_one said:
BURN IN HELL!!!!!!!! :mfinger: :mfinger: :mfinger:
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If I believed in it, I suppose I could. But I don't. Piss off and take your attitude with you - it won't last long 'round here.
 
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Darth

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Doing computer work is fun, getting paid for other peoples stupidity, the money I made paid for a vacation to Manhattan where I bought a belt, some candy, a hooded sweatter, 6 DVDs, a $20 dollar Italian dinner, as well as other things. I had $400 dollars left over.

This is a side business and I don't make $30000 dollars off it, so there is no tax collection for me.
 
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PatticusRex

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One day you will look back on that moment, and laugh your ass off like I'm doing right now. Keep those stories coming. That one kept me unbored for a few minutes. :thumbsup:
 
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WTFNation

"I'm a Song From The 60s"
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It Lives!

Hey.

Thanks for the reply, but holy necro-thread! This one was dead a long time ago! Glad it made you laugh. I'm not even on ships anymore and am nowhere near an internet centre, but I can try and remember some funny ship life stories to post every now and then,

Cheers!

WTFN
 
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Darth

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It was in a realted topic from another forum pertaining to some internet problem I didn't know this was a dead thread hehe
 
breakology

breakology

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WTFNation said:
Hello All



Sigh... This is not the least of what happens here every day. I'll post more when it happens.
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w00t! :mfinger:
 
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mmm...cheese

Banned - What an Asshat!
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WTFNation said:
LOL. I don't even respond if there are fewer than three properly spelled words in the post. What a retard that guy is...
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You spelled three words wrong...
 
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