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Is it anyones mom or is my mom the only one

#1
Well lol back again with a problem to be solved WARNING THIS WILL BE LONG


What happened was that i deleted outlook express sense i use Yahoo as my email adress but my mom thinks there is a virus and doesent listion to me she still thinks shes the Smart one HAH then once she gets Outlook Express back she finds this email on Eharmony( you know those chamercials).

*pause* i would like to say that my mom and dad have been divorced sense i was 10 i still get to see both of them

*unpause*

and then the next day i was gone because i was at my dads on friday and then on sat i get on the computer and then my mom comes in and goes "i need to check my email" man it happens EVERY FUCKING DAY im at my moms she needs to check her email and i ask about that and she goes " this says that it is not to date you can also have dinner with the guys" thats bullshit she doesent know What the hell she is talking about its obvous some guy is going to make my mom fall in love with him to make him move in the house so i will have a stranger called my step dad in the house. HELP ME tell me what to do.
 

skylinec

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#2
really i don't have this problem because my dad fixes computers,run cable and all that shit for work........so my mom and family knows if theres a problem with the comp to go to my dad or if he's not there me
 

Shurikane

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#3
My mother uses her E-Mail like an instant messenger service.

You wanna know why the Internet's slow? Must be her.
 

TwisT

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#4
My Mom couldn't operate a puter if it had a dick'n'ballz! :dunce:
 

Descent

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#7
Yeah, I've talked to you on AIM, and your mom sounds like a complete retard. She HAS to listen to you about computers. You have Asperger Syndrome, my friend, the gift of the wealthy. All the successful computer nerds like Bill Gates and John Carmack have it. It gives you an adeptness with systems, but fucks up your social skills. Sure, I have no friends because of this shit, but I wouldn't trade it for anything. I'm going to be rich someday because of this disorder, and I'm damn happy I have it.

Asperger Syndrome is a low level form of Autism. It's when you show some signs of Autism, but have a normal I.Q. Hell, many of the worlds geniuses most likely had it, such as Albert Einstein and Isaac Newton. You been given a gift, so don't fuck it up, man.

Don't hate me because I'm socially inept. I'm way smarter, more moral, and much more l33t than you will ever be. Oh yeah, that's right, people with AS invented l33t too. So now you owe us more than ever. Without us, the internet would not exist. The whole world would fall apart. Geeks are the fabric of this planet, we hold it together.
 
#9
wwefan300 said:
Well lol back again with a problem to be solved WARNING THIS WILL BE LONG


What happened was that i deleted outlook express sense i use Yahoo as my email adress but my mom thinks there is a virus and doesent listion to me she still thinks shes the Smart one HAH then once she gets Outlook Express back she finds this email on Eharmony( you know those chamercials).

*pause* i would like to say that my mom and dad have been divorced sense i was 10 i still get to see both of them

*unpause*

and then the next day i was gone because i was at my dads on friday and then on sat i get on the computer and then my mom comes in and goes "i need to check my email" man it happens EVERY FUCKING DAY im at my moms she needs to check her email and i ask about that and she goes " this says that it is not to date you can also have dinner with the guys" thats bullshit she doesent know What the hell she is talking about its obvous some guy is going to make my mom fall in love with him to make him move in the house so i will have a stranger called my step dad in the house. HELP ME tell me what to do.
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stoj

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jstager said:
Don't hate me because I'm socially inept. I'm way smarter, more moral, and much more l33t than you will ever be. Oh yeah, that's right, people with AS invented l33t too. So now you owe us more than ever. Without us, the internet would not exist. The whole world would fall apart. Geeks are the fabric of this planet, we hold it together.
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mariusthegreat

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#11
jstager said:
Don't hate me because I'm socially inept. I'm way smarter, more moral, and much more l33t than you will ever be. Oh yeah, that's right, people with AS invented l33t too. So now you owe us more than ever. Without us, the internet would not exist. The whole world would fall apart. Geeks are the fabric of this planet, we hold it together.
sounds like you copy/pasted that from some cheesy website....no offence if you actually wrote it tho...
 

otepsoul

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#12
wwefan300 said:
Well lol back again with a problem to be solved WARNING THIS WILL BE LONG


What happened was that i deleted outlook express sense i use Yahoo as my email adress but my mom thinks there is a virus and doesent listion to me she still thinks shes the Smart one HAH then once she gets Outlook Express back she finds this email on Eharmony( you know those chamercials).

*pause* i would like to say that my mom and dad have been divorced sense i was 10 i still get to see both of them

*unpause*

and then the next day i was gone because i was at my dads on friday and then on sat i get on the computer and then my mom comes in and goes "i need to check my email" man it happens EVERY FUCKING DAY im at my moms she needs to check her email and i ask about that and she goes " this says that it is not to date you can also have dinner with the guys" thats bullshit she doesent know What the hell she is talking about its obvous some guy is going to make my mom fall in love with him to make him move in the house so i will have a stranger called my step dad in the house. HELP ME tell me what to do.
my advise, when ever she brings a new guy home just. act retarded so hes like dam this kid freaks me out.
 

mariusthegreat

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#13
or you could just walk down the stairs...pee on the carpet while looking up and saying....'youre going to die next week....'...something along those lines...
 

otepsoul

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#14
mariusthegreat said:
or you could just walk down the stairs...pee on the carpet while looking up and saying....'youre going to die next week....'...something along those lines...
YES that is the best idea
 

mariusthegreat

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#15
or go up to him..and start making out with him...porno style....if he sticks around..then there is something seriously wrong....
 

otepsoul

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#16
mariusthegreat said:
or go up to him..and start making out with him...porno style....if he sticks around..then there is something seriously wrong....
yeah then we know he likes kids if he stays
 

mariusthegreat

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#17
stoj said:
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translation: i like it in the rear. 14 inches.
 

NaughtyGirl21

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#18
TwisT said:
My Mom couldn't operate a puter if it had a dick'n'ballz! :dunce:
Same here, my mom will not even touch a computer because she does not even know what she is doing.

As for that thread, you say "my mom thinks she is smarter than me" Um hello! She is your mom, she is older, she has been in the world a lot longer than you. Don't ever say that "my mom thinks she is smarter than me" that is not true and she does not think that, she probably is that.
 

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#19
CuddleMuffin said:
Same here, my mom will not even touch a computer because she does not even know what she is doing.

As for that thread, you say "my mom thinks she is smarter than me" Um hello! She is your mom, she is older, she has been in the world a lot longer than you. Don't ever say that "my mom thinks she is smarter than me" that is not true and she does not think that, she probably is that.
Not when it comes to computers though.

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ron

Buster of Asses
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#20
stoj said:
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No, no he's not.