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Is water gay?

ThisIsBananas

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Water is only attracted to other water. It combines with other water like itself to increase the total amount of water. It doesn't combine with other substances, like poison gas, or blueberry taffy for example. This means that water must be gay because it's only attracted to itself. It could be narcissistic too. Who knows.
 

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Water is only attracted to other water. It combines with other water like itself to increase the total amount of water. It doesn't combine with other substances, like poison gas, or blueberry taffy for example. This means that water must be gay because it's only attracted to itself. It could be narcissistic too. Who knows.
By that same logic, conspiracy theorists must be gay too.
 

BrIONwoshMunky

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Water is only attracted to other water. It combines with other water like itself to increase the total amount of water. It doesn't combine with other substances, like poison gas, or blueberry taffy for example. This means that water must be gay because it's only attracted to itself. It could be narcissistic too. Who knows.
Poison gas in World War 1 was chlorine gas, which is used today to disinfect water because it combines readily with water.

Blueberry Taffy is mostly just sugar. Sugar dissolves in water.

You picked dumb things.
 
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Water is attracted to a lot other substances. Cohesion vs adhesion.
 

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Is ice gay? Because it's like water with water gettin' all hard and stuff.
 

JLXC

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Water has no Sexual Orientation, and no physical sex, therefore it cannot be gay.
 

JLXC

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That's just your scientific indoctrination talking. Check your privilege.
You're right. Water is actually male unicorn blood. Water is ghey. My bad.
 

JLXC

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Hey, who are you to tell water what it can identify as?
It's what Water told me to say! You deny the water at your peril! I will not!
 
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You read on any label of any ummm fluid, and it says it first ingredient is water!!!! Water is a Slut! Whoring around with anyone getting into all kinds of things! After all, what sticks your dick to a frozen pole but WATER! Attracted to your dick! Attracted to girly tongues doing the same thing. Water plays dirty honey! Slinging mud everywhere like some dirty porn star ! Oooh yes a fickle Mistress that one!