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Is water gay?

ThisIsBananas

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Water is only attracted to other water. It combines with other water like itself to increase the total amount of water. It doesn't combine with other substances, like poison gas, or blueberry taffy for example. This means that water must be gay because it's only attracted to itself. It could be narcissistic too. Who knows.
 

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Water is only attracted to other water. It combines with other water like itself to increase the total amount of water. It doesn't combine with other substances, like poison gas, or blueberry taffy for example. This means that water must be gay because it's only attracted to itself. It could be narcissistic too. Who knows.
By that same logic, conspiracy theorists must be gay too.
 

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Water is only attracted to other water. It combines with other water like itself to increase the total amount of water. It doesn't combine with other substances, like poison gas, or blueberry taffy for example. This means that water must be gay because it's only attracted to itself. It could be narcissistic too. Who knows.
Poison gas in World War 1 was chlorine gas, which is used today to disinfect water because it combines readily with water.

Blueberry Taffy is mostly just sugar. Sugar dissolves in water.

You picked dumb things.
 
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You read on any label of any ummm fluid, and it says it first ingredient is water!!!! Water is a Slut! Whoring around with anyone getting into all kinds of things! After all, what sticks your dick to a frozen pole but WATER! Attracted to your dick! Attracted to girly tongues doing the same thing. Water plays dirty honey! Slinging mud everywhere like some dirty porn star ! Oooh yes a fickle Mistress that one!