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Island for Rent!

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BrIONwoshMunky

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Untouched by man or beast, this lovely spot of sand in the middle of the Pacific has remained untouched by any form of life for over 3 Millenia. Dance across the white sand beaches, enjoy the sun, drink the sea water.

Can you round up enough rocks to make an S.O.S. message?

Can you distill your own breath for safe drinking water?

Which one shall perish to better benefit the rest of the group?

For details, Contact your local Island Real Estate Agent, BRiT.

He can hook you up, hang you out, keep you isolated.

Make sure your PM title reads, "Put me on the Island waiting list!"
 

meh_it_all

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I already have an Island, two in fact! So :nana:

tee-hee BWM, you make me giggle.
 

BrIONwoshMunky

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You may have islands...

But do yours have shipwrecks on them?


*still wondering what "islands" Meh is talking about*
 

meh_it_all

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BrIONwoshMunky said:
You may have islands...

But do yours have shipwrecks on them?


*still wondering what "islands" Meh is talking about*
They do have shipwrecks, indeed they do.


;)
 

BrIONwoshMunky

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OK, so meh doesn't need an Island, I'm certain that a few of the newest members need one... of course there will be overpopulation, and the herd will need to be thinned.
 

DIZNUTS

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BrIONwoshMunky said:
You may have islands...

But do yours have shipwrecks on them?


*still wondering what "islands" Meh is talking about*
they are boobs.......when she is in a bathtub and she lays down in it so her boobs are on top of the water....so you got "islands" and the shipwrecks were the hershey bar she was eating
 

MaxPower

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Throw in Ginger and Mary Ann to be used as Farm girl and snobby Hollywood actress sex slaves, and you got yourself a deal.
Personally I prefer Mary ann. The whole turning a naive innocent farm girl into a sex addicted whore thing, has more appeal. :thumbsup:
 

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DIZNUTS said:
they are boobs.......when she is in a bathtub and she lays down in it so her boobs are on top of the water....so you got "islands" and the shipwrecks were the hershey bar she was eating
I go away, and you start talking about my boobs.

And how did you get this information?
 

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BrIONwoshMunky said:
You may have islands...

But do yours have shipwrecks on them?


*still wondering what "islands" Meh is talking about*
remember the titanic and the iceberg? all a myth
 

DIZNUTS

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remember the titanic and the iceberg? all a myth
yea it wasn't an iceberg it was a giant e-COCK that was much much bigger than my giant e-COCK
 

Easty

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yup, big, hard and full of liquid. mine busted on her isles! :thumbsup:
 

DIZNUTS

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Eastside said:
you're the only "her" on this thread thus far
not for long..BWM gonna get his operation tomorrow :thumbsup:
 

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sweet, i gots a webcam already hooked up. ill stream it to ya later!
 
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