It seems my ass is shrinking.

ferengi

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Since I've started college, and my labor-intensive stable work, I've lost a little over thirty pounds. My pants are a lot looser, and I feel better.

I haven't noticed any change in my stomach. It's still about the same size. However, I've noticed that my ass hurts a lot more when I sit down. I can't seem to find a comfortable position to sit down in before my seat bones start hurting. I glanced at myself in the mirror as I was getting in the shower this morning, and I noticed soemthing. My ass appears to be shrinking. It used to be round and provided plenty of coushioning, but now it's just completely flat. There's like a straight line from my lower back to my legs.

I can't afford more comfortable chairs right now. :(
 

LiberatioN

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men with asses are like chicks with partial penises...you dont need that extra useless attachment...and usually it's not too becoming (unless you're into guy's asses). on a somewhat related note, i never understood why the ass is so important to most guys...it's just an ass. unless you constantly give it to her doggie-style, you wont notice it much.
 

Nailbomb

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This reminds me of that King of the Hill episode where Hank finds out he has no "padding" for his butt, and has to wear fake butt cheeks. :rotflmao:
 

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yea man i lost some of my "ass" as well :cry: chicks used 2 love my ass.....grab hold of both cheeks while i was standing there like Zeus gettin head while they were on their knees.......now i just get head.....on a couch....too lazy 2 stand :cool: