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The system's fucking bullshit.... work 40 hours a week, just so you can eat, and eat so you won't pass out at work... sounds like fun. eat to work, work to eat, from the time you're done school, to the time you're 65, when you can retire... but, by that time, you're too fucking old to enjoy life anymore, so what's the point? not only that, but is the work you do appreciated? Mine doesn't seem to be... I only work part time, but i feel i contribute a lot to this fucking town.... i wake up at 5 every morning, i pick up garbage, make sure everything's neat.... 4 hours later when the businesses open, i find a lot more garbage on the ground, which i have to pick up the next morning. Not only that, but people see the garbage bins and decide "somebody else will pick it up, so why should i have to walk two fucking steps to put it in the garbage?" since when did it become uncool to put garbage where it belongs? And, like i said, nobody appreciates what i do around here. Well, they can all fuck themselves for all i care... morons.
 
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Unforgiven said:
The system's fucking bullshit.... work 40 hours a week, just so you can eat, and eat so you won't pass out at work... sounds like fun. eat to work, work to eat, from the time you're done school, to the time you're 65, when you can retire... but, by that time, you're too fucking old to enjoy life anymore, so what's the point? not only that, but is the work you do appreciated? Mine doesn't seem to be... I only work part time, but i feel i contribute a lot to this fucking town.... i wake up at 5 every morning, i pick up garbage, make sure everything's neat.... 4 hours later when the businesses open, i find a lot more garbage on the ground, which i have to pick up the next morning. Not only that, but people see the garbage bins and decide "somebody else will pick it up, so why should i have to walk two fucking steps to put it in the garbage?" since when did it become uncool to put garbage where it belongs? And, like i said, nobody appreciates what i do around here. Well, they can all fuck themselves for all i care... morons.
You're not wearing red lipstick and checking your People To Kill list a la Steve Buscemi in Billy Madison, are you?
 
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badassmtbiker said:
You're not wearing red lipstick and checking your People To Kill list a la Steve Buscemi in Billy Madison, are you?

HAHAHAHA!!!

you're pretty philosophical there, Unforgiven. Maybe you should quit your job and go on welfare, sounds like youve done enough contributing to society to last most people a lifetime. Damn that sounds like a shitty job.
 
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Michael Bolton said:
HAHAHAHA!!!

you're pretty philosophical there, Unforgiven. Maybe you should quit your job and go on welfare, sounds like youve done enough contributing to society to last most people a lifetime. Damn that sounds like a shitty job.
fuck... i could quit my job... if i had more FUCKING MONEY. dammit. it's no fair. I say FUCK THE WORLD :mfinger: :gun: :bomb: :sword:

kthxbye
 

shep

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If i could quit my job i would watch porn,drink beer and fuck hoe's full time.If that was a job id be CEO.
 

GottaHurt

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shep said:
If i could quit my job i would watch porn,drink beer and fuck hoe's full time.If that was a job id be CEO.
My job is pretty close to that, I'm a Sous-Chef. I eat good, have a few cocktails for free after work, and watch drama unfold constantly around me.We turn over waitresses monthly so there's always a fresh crop of young and talented mouth breeders to hose.I love my job.
 

Smiss

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Sounds like it's time to look for another job.
 
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GottaHurt said:
My job is pretty close to that, I'm a Sous-Chef. I eat good, have a few cocktails for free after work, and watch drama unfold constantly around me.We turn over waitresses monthly so there's always a fresh crop of young and talented mouth breeders to hose.I love my job.
what does sous-chef mean... apprentice?

and HOW did you get this job?
 

Chris

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look for ANY other job, as long as it's better, cuz' you've gotta fuck this one!
Give your boss this one :mfinger: and this one :sword: and, if you wanna have swiss cheese(lotsa holes, just to inform you) for dinner, show him watcha can do with this one :gun:
 

GottaHurt

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Michael Bolton said:
what does sous-chef mean... apprentice?

and HOW did you get this job?
In my case, I'm the kitchen manager.I make employee schedules, do the food/supply ordering and direct traffic during volume.In other words, I call out the tickets to the grill, sauté, fry and pantry cooks, then have the expeditors garnish and finish off the plate.I'm responsible for everything in the kitchen, if something is wrong, I take the heat.If everything is right, then my boss get's the credit.The Executive Chef is my boss, he plans the menu and designs new culinary creations.I have a very good boss, he's super cool.

You can become a chef by going to culinary school, or working your way up through the ranks.Darden(Red Lobster, Olive Garden) is an easy way to get the experience to land in an upscale establishment, which has a better pay scale and benefit package.
 
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I hate my job with a true fucking passion! I wish that the owner would lighten up a little bit and stop being such a money hungry bitch!
 

GottaHurt

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crazywhiteboy said:
I hate my job with a true fucking passion! I wish that the owner would lighten up a little bit and stop being such a money hungry bitch!
Then work for free, that way you won't be like him.You know, collecting a paycheck and all.