(here is a pic to know what I am talking about. )
It took me 6 months to figure out that my husband is an asshole, though i still love him lots. Ok tomorrow is my b-day so I got a very awsome suprise today, I got a call from my loving asshole of a husband. WooT!
He was wishing my a happy B-day and all this stuff, then he like "Did you get to see our new pets,"
"I was like what new pets?"
And he goes on and on about the number 1 thing I hate most...these fucking large ass spiders. I was like "hun that is just sick", and he like "I am bring one home for you baby." Its 5 am... the last thing I want to think about is a giant fucking spider coming home with my husband.
If thats not enough, he goes on and on about how he has heard "Stories" of some of the soldiers being attacked by these spiders. Cause what they do is run around all day in the hot sun or some shit like that. (at this point i was trying to think of my happy spot)
And how they go into the shade and they sit there and get hungry and you will be walking around with your back turned to them and the next thing you know they jump on you and attack you.
I was like WTF... they do not. He like they got 1 inch fangs or some shit... he like and they suck the blood and thats how they feed. Ok, right now he knows I am really fucking not wanting to hear anymore about spiders...
So he tells me he might get to call me again tomorrow and wish me a real happy b-day. I was like awsome.
So the whole time I got to talk to my husband, I got to hear about spiders attacking people and animals and blood sucking... at 5 am... and my husband laughing at me cause he knows I can barely take on a daddy long legs... lets alone one of these.
It took me 6 months to figure out that my husband is an asshole, though i still love him lots. Ok tomorrow is my b-day so I got a very awsome suprise today, I got a call from my loving asshole of a husband. WooT!
He was wishing my a happy B-day and all this stuff, then he like "Did you get to see our new pets,"
"I was like what new pets?"
And he goes on and on about the number 1 thing I hate most...these fucking large ass spiders. I was like "hun that is just sick", and he like "I am bring one home for you baby." Its 5 am... the last thing I want to think about is a giant fucking spider coming home with my husband.
If thats not enough, he goes on and on about how he has heard "Stories" of some of the soldiers being attacked by these spiders. Cause what they do is run around all day in the hot sun or some shit like that. (at this point i was trying to think of my happy spot)
And how they go into the shade and they sit there and get hungry and you will be walking around with your back turned to them and the next thing you know they jump on you and attack you.
I was like WTF... they do not. He like they got 1 inch fangs or some shit... he like and they suck the blood and thats how they feed. Ok, right now he knows I am really fucking not wanting to hear anymore about spiders...
So he tells me he might get to call me again tomorrow and wish me a real happy b-day. I was like awsome.
So the whole time I got to talk to my husband, I got to hear about spiders attacking people and animals and blood sucking... at 5 am... and my husband laughing at me cause he knows I can barely take on a daddy long legs... lets alone one of these.
youknowthedeal 
