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I've seen some retarded shit in my life, but this takes the cake...

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Descent

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What decent guy doesn't enjoy a good jack? I've gotten some retarded PM's in my day, from tards like "VAMPIRE_CHICK_209" and the like, but this douchebag takes the cake.

Name me one American man who isn't an evengelist, and cannot enjoy porn, and I'll pay you $2,000.

Yes. I love porn. Who doesn't?
 

Slacker

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What is the world coming to when Descent receives Sex PMs? But he has one thing right you are a moron.
 

Descent

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The world is going to a place worse than hell. The abandoned Friendly's on Deer Park Avenue.

Rumor has it the ghost of Brianna Peppers haunts all those who enter, and the air is floating with HERPES viruses.

At night, you can even hear little children yelling for their mommies, and Japanese pedophilia animated movies playing in the party room.
 

Jung

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But then the sarcasm would be ruined. :mad:

We really need an emote for :( though.
 

Slacker

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Descent said:
I've seen some retarded shit in my life, but this takes the cake...
Descent said:
The world is going to a place worse than hell. The abandoned Friendly's on Deer Park Avenue.

Rumor has it the ghost of Brianna Peppers haunts all those who enter, and the air is floating with HERPES viruses.

At night, you can even hear little children yelling for their mommies, and Japanese pedophilia animated movies playing in the party room.
Than you obviously haven't seen this post.
 

RageAgainst

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WizardlyFriend said:
it's a conspiracy
Wow you're a fucking idiot, I guess that's aimed at what I posted in the FRINGE THEORY forum. The forum's made for conspiracy theories, who killed JFK, what is in Area 51 and shit like that. Shut the fuck up.
 

Brain Spout

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RageAgainst said:
Wow you're a fucking idiot, I guess that's aimed at what I posted in the FRINGE THEORY forum. The forum's made for conspiracy theories, who killed JFK, what is in Area 51 and shit like that. Shut the fuck up.
no, it's aimed at all the crap you put in the issues forums about how the army killed nick burg because the chairs are the same brand
 

gehtfuct

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Descent said:
I've seen some retarded shit in my life, but this takes the cake...
I think that very same thing every time I crack open one of your less than noteworthy threads.
You, my painfully insipid friend, are a pointless gimp.

Do not pass go.
Do not collect two hundred dollars.
Go directly to the rear of your computer and piss into the fan.



 

Icarus

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I've seen some retarded people in m life, but Descent takes the cake...

I've seen some retarded things in my life, but Descent "leaving" and then coming back less than a week later takes the cake...

I've seen a lot of things, and I wish none of them included Descent.
 

UberSkippy

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Icarus said:
I've seen some retarded things in my life, but Descent "leaving" and then coming back less than a week later takes the cake...
Hey, I won 10 bucks off of that... I hope he does it again!
 
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hmmmm i thought he was leaving for a while? so what he came back long enough to shit in my thread? why that lil bastard! /me makes fist, why you dirty rat!
 
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The most retarded things I see in this place are threads like this where people force themselves to get angry at something as trivial as this to kill time.
 

RageAgainst

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no, it's aimed at all the crap you put in the issues forums about how the army killed nick burg because the chairs are the same brand
Wow you're definitely an idiot, it was pure speculation. I pointed out some random site I had found and thought it was interesting to some extent, I even said I was skeptic on that and that it was probably a coincidence.
http://www.wtf.com/showpost.php?p=236445&postcount=1

Fucking nerd.
 
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Brain Spout

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RageAgainst said:
Wow you're definitely an idiot, it was pure speculation. I pointed out some random site I had found and thought it was interesting to some extent, I even said I was skeptic on that and that it was probably a coincidence.
http://www.wtf.com/showpost.php?p=236445&postcount=1

Fucking nerd.
World of Warcraft, you're an idiot. i didn't say you thought it, i said you posted crap about it. although to be honest i do think you thought it when you made the post. you probably added words like skeptic so that we couldn't figure out how far your conspiracy theories go, since the CIA, FBI, and bill gates all read this forum, watching your every move
 
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RageAgainst

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World of Warcraft, you're an idiot.
potato, i maek sence

i didn't say you thought it, i said you posted crap about it. although to be honest i do think you thought it when you made the post. you probably added words like skeptic so that we couldn't figure out how far your conspiracy theories go, since the CIA, FBI, and bill gates all read this forum, watching your every move
Right. you obviously want to think I'm a certain way, for whatever reason. Maybe you feel small in your pants? Notice i don't say e-pants. Keep going the wrong way, nerd. I'm bored and off to bed :thumbsup:
 

Brain Spout

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RageAgainst said:
potato, i maek sence



Right. you obviously want to think I'm a certain way, for whatever reason. Maybe you feel small in your pants? Notice i don't say e-pants. Keep going the wrong way, nerd. I'm bored and off to bed :thumbsup:
World of Warcraft has the acronym wow, i said world of warcraft because you called me a nerd, and i said wow to copy the form of your post to make fun of you.

good idea, sleep is the best plan, it took you 13 minutes to make that crappy post and who knows how long it will take to come up with a decent response to this one:



i KNOW you are a certain way. you are the type of trendy motherfucker that wears che shirts, rants about how good communism is, and is always on his emo-tastic website complaining about how the government is censoring him or the next government conspiracy revealed that proves how evil they are. you are probably the leader of your ghey little cult (in other words you know the most about che (have seen the motorcycle diaries the most), know what communism is (sort of), and even have the organization to set up an account somewehre to bitch about this shit). let me save everyone some time and post your reply to this thread:

Rage's Response said:
omg, that isn't true, i raed an internet article about che.

i kno a ting or two abut communism, i got dictienury, govurnment is evil, you are like part of teh machine that is ruining this country, you need to stop doing what you are doing, not go to colelge, get a low paying job and bitch about the government (after all, it's their fault i'm a fuck up)

now, if you'll excuse me i have to go write about this on myspace, livejournal, etc.
obviously exagerated, i don't actually think rageagainst has a myspace or livejournal (but i could be wrong).

finally, i notice that you repeat the insult "nerd". what's up with that? is me being a nerd make me somehow inferior to you, make me know less about what i'm talking about? what does that insult have anything to do with what we are talking about (which is that you are a fuctard)

EDIT: i just realized that due to time variations and other shit that it only took you 9 minutes to write your response
 
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