Your "friend" huh? Did you have to clean it up yourself ....ahem.... I mean did your "friend" have to clean it up himself? Is this like the time your "friend" had a run in w/ Johnny's kool-aid?
Also, perhaps what J-Lo needs is not a buttplug per se, but perhaps her head is large enough to cork the anal flow, and will have the added benefit of ensuring that we won't have to see her insipid obnoxious face nor hear her excessively irritating voice. I am sure we could find a few volunteers on this site to help her with the logistics.