J-Lo has disgusting problems

DIZNUTS

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lmao.....that sorta happened to my friend......him and his girl were having sex and she was riding him.....well she farted.....shit was everywhere lol
 

Jarilith

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DIZNUTS said:
lmao.....that sorta happened to my friend......him and his girl were having sex and she was riding him.....well she farted.....shit was everywhere lol


Your "friend" huh? Did you have to clean it up yourself ....ahem.... I mean did your "friend" have to clean it up himself? Is this like the time your "friend" had a run in w/ Johnny's kool-aid?


Also, perhaps what J-Lo needs is not a buttplug per se, but perhaps her head is large enough to cork the anal flow, and will have the added benefit of ensuring that we won't have to see her insipid obnoxious face nor hear her excessively irritating voice. I am sure we could find a few volunteers on this site to help her with the logistics.

J-Lo = gross :fart:
 

Shaggy2Dope94

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Eww thats fuckin nasty (both stories)


first of all, All i wanna know is what would posses u to fuck a bitch in the ass please tell