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Jack-O jokes

Zoso

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anyone got any good jack-o jokes??

1.Whats Micheal Jackson's favorite thing about twenty eight year olds?

theres 20 of them!!

2. When is bedtime in neverland?

when the big hand touches the little hand

3. whats the difference between micheal jackson and shamu?

one is black, white, and wants kids to touch his blow hole... and the other is a whale!
 

Shaggy2Dope94

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lol

How do u kno if micheal jacksons goin on a date?

theres a tricycle parked at his front door! :rotflmao:
 

DIZNUTS

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Shaggy2Dope94 said:
lol

How do u kno if micheal jacksons goin on a date?

theres a tricycle parked at his front door! :rotflmao:
lol :thumbsup:
 

Descent

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What has eighteen balls and three pubic hairs?















































A sleepover at Michael Jackson's!
 

PatticusRex

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Why did Michael Jackson go to Sears?
The Boys pants were half off.


What is in common with Michael Jackon and McDonalds?
They both put 40 year old meat in 4 year old buns.
 

Billybob

Gimmie Pwnies
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what's in common with santa clause and micheal jackson?
they both leave little bot's rooms with empty sacks. :)
 

Zickddot

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racial joke (dont be offended plz, im no racist, but its a witty one)

a skunk n a rabit lose consiousness
the rabbit asks, wha am i?
the skunk replies:well u have long ear and u jump alot
so u must be a rabbit
so the skunk asked :what am i?
the rabbit replied:
well your half black, half white, and u smell bad...you must be a mexican
 

chucktheskiffie

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I bought this new car radio the other day and this thing is great.
It has voice recognition capability, so when i say "Rock" it plays Rock n Roll. When i say "Rap" it plays rap and hip hop. When i say "Love" it plays all the great love songs.

Yesterday i was driving past a school and some children ran out in front of my car. I slammed on the brakes, rolled down the window and yelled "Fucking Kids!!!" - and my radio played Thriller.
 

keebs

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only in america can a young black man grow up to be a old white woman