jacking off

[aside]

if you do it to much it hurts

 

[magnolia]

what's the point of this other than that we now know that u jack off too much? j/k. I don't know, but I'm sure that it would.

 

[MaxPower]

what's the point of this other than that we now know that u jack off too much? j/k. I don't know, but I'm sure that it would.

Being that he posted it in the "life sucks" section I take it that he is displeased that he cannot experience autoerotica as much as he would like without experiencing pain. dunno, but thats what I make of it. Please correct me if I'm wrong.

 

[Broken]

Could be using the wrong lube..

 

[gehtfuct]

Put your thumb over the top.
So you think you're bottoming out,sometime's that help's.

 

[Broken]

Put your thumb over the top.
So you think you bottoming out,sometime's that help's.

Holy Shit that's twisted!!

That's a fucking Rep point!!

 

[gehtfuct]

Or....You could grab youself backwards,thumb facing in.That way you
think someone's giving you a hand.

Just trying to help.

 

[Broken]

Or....You could grab youself backwards,thumb facing in.That way you
think someone's giving you a hand.

Just trying to help.

How long have you been married?

LOL~~~

 

[MaxPower]

Paint a face on your hand and pretend its a blowjob.

 

[gehtfuct]

How long have you been married?

LOL~~~

Four and a half year's.Does it show?

 

[Broken]

Nah you are good....

 

[gehtfuct]

check what?

 

[Skorch]

While all the advice seems...interesting... I think the guy's problem is that he's already whackin it too much. On the other hand, I guess a little friendly advice never hurt anyone (except this guy's dick obviously) so if it's getting boring, try switching up your hands and giving yourself a "stranger".

 

[MaxPower]

Lay on your arm so it goes numb then it'll fee like its someone else giving you a hand job. Then you can talk dirty and call it Britney.

 

[magnolia]

My god, what people post. Well, my one sick thought for the night, if you thought it might help, try reading some erotic literature, then you're going to be completely sexually aroused and that may help. I dunno though, I'm not a guy. (Obviously.) Wow this is a wierd thread. Well, good luck with ur um.....problem.

 

[tharuz]

*looks at avatar*

lesbo!

 

[pimpyobitch]

Magnolia what happend I thought you left for good?

 

[Bullshyt]

Hey everyone, look at Tharuz's signature, insulting me in your signature, now I KNOW you don't have a life. Get over it.

 

[magnolia]

Not for good, just till I got things straightened out. U must have missed my i'm back post. I've been back for a couple of days. and I'm NOT a lesbo! if u wanna call me names, do it in the b&t section, just like i'm gadda do to you.

 

[tharuz]

then why do you have an avatar of a picture taken from a newgrounds dress-up game where only 12 year old puberts jack off?

and bullshyt...look at that asshole, i added him to my ignore list so i can`t read anymore of his stupid short posts, how you you like that asshole? what good is a post if you can`t speak?