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Janglenut and Mr. Newbie. The unreleased documents.

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I remember one night, long ago, I was up a bit late on wtf.


I was in the chat. Then I saw an amazing thing. Two rejects were conversating. As if they were in love.....



[18:05] <Mrnewbie> What's your matter.
[18:05] <JangleNut> but these place sucks
[18:05] <Mrnewbie> lol
[18:05] <JangleNut> and you wouldn't last a sec in a real IRC board
[18:05] <Mrnewbie> I'm mrnewbie, i'm a spammer.
[18:05] <Mrnewbie> shut up fag
[18:05] <Mrnewbie> lol
[18:05] <JangleNut> YOu couldn't spam on a real spam board
[18:05] <JangleNut> Like my spam board
[18:05] <Mrnewbie> You spell very badly.
[18:05] <Mrnewbie> lol
[18:06] <JangleNut> so
[18:06] <JangleNut> you are a fag
[18:06] <Mrnewbie> no, you're the fag
[18:06] <Mrnewbie> homo!
[18:06] <JangleNut> and stupider than my dog
[18:06] <Mrnewbie> lol
[18:06] <JangleNut> and my dog is dead
[18:06] <Mrnewbie> oh yeah! well you're just dumb, and your posts suck
[18:06] <JangleNut> ROFL owned
[18:06] <Mrnewbie> so do mods and this site
[18:06] <Mrnewbie> lol
[18:06] <JangleNut> I own all mods
[18:06] <Mrnewbie> LOL WTF OMG PWNED - pom by me.
[18:07] <Mrnewbie> lol
[18:07] <JangleNut> Man
[18:07] <Mrnewbie> what
[18:07] <JangleNut> this sucks


Well. I got extremely plastered hoping I would forget this incident, but then I received an e-mail, reminding me of the gruesome events.

I figured the public should know....tell the world!
 
skylinec

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butt buddies! hahahahaa!
 
Fire_ze_Missles

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johnny kuntz said:
poor gayfuct :p he is so bitter and frustrated :thumbsup:
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Ever since you bashed him up johnny, he hasn't been the same; crying at night and sleeping with little boys. Poor Goatfucked. :thumbsup:
 
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Fire_ze_Missles said:
Ever since you bashed him up johnny, he hasn't been the same; crying at night and sleeping with little boys. Poor Goatfucked. :thumbsup:
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yeah dude, its sad..
did you noticed, bashed gayfct even performed an quote edit :thumbsup:
 
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johnny kuntz said:
yeah dude, its sad..
did you noticed, bashed gayfct even performed an quote edit :thumbsup:
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I know. It sucks. I've tried so damn hard to be "coool" like ewe two bitches. But every time I do geht hard,johnny just blows my pants off. ;) I fear that I'll never really be "coool",I'll just have to settle for being....


gehtfuct!
 
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gehtfuct said:
I know. It sucks. I've tried so damn hard to be "coool" like ewe two bitches. But every time I do geht hard,johnny just blows my pants off. ;) I fear that I'll never really be "coool",I'll just have to settle for being....


gehtfuct!
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now thats coool, dude :thumbsup: just be yourself :thumbsup:
 
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Fucking chocolate theifs. :thumbsdn:
 
skylinec

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Chocolate thiefs? I don't get it. Are they eating each others shit? ew!
 
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[sky] said:
Chocolate thiefs? I don't get it. Are they eating each others shit? ew!
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Just know that if goatfucked offers you some chocolate, its probably not chocolate. :thumbsup:
 
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Fire_ze_Missles said:
Just know that if goatfucked offers you some chocolate, its probably not chocolate. :thumbsup:
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Oh c'mon Fire. You love shit on a stick,and you know it.
 
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goatfucked said:
Oh c'mon Fire. I love shit on a stick,and you know it.
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Perhaps those "experiments" you pulled with those goats, weren't really experiments at all. :thumbsup:
 
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You bastards!!


This thread is about homosexual lovers destined to ruin the site....



*reads through the posts yet again...*

Nevermind, you guys are on track.
 
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Fire_ze_Missles said:
Perhaps those "experiments" you pulled with those goats, weren't really experiments at all. :thumbsup:
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No need to bring your Mom into this. I'm over her.

Besides,there's no reason for you to hide your inner feelings. Everyone here is well aware(except johnny.You shouldn't tease him so.) of the tricks you'll perform behind closed doors for some canned meat.
 
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gehtfuct said:
No need to bring your Mom into this. I'm over her.

Besides,there's no reason for you to hide your inner feelings. Everyone here is well aware(except johnny.You shouldn't tease him so.) of the tricks you'll perform behind closed doors for some canned meat.
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he was talking about goats, not his wonderful mother :p you enormous dumbass
 
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And he was insulting that guy's mother by calling her a goat, dumbass :p
 
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VenomHowell said:
And he was insulting that guy's mother by calling her a goat, dumbass :p
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oh, it was an insult..
:p I just thought he was being dumb like always :thumbsup:
 
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