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Jewish circumcision

DanGeo23

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Rabbi got banned from circumcisions... you'll never guess why...
msnbc article said:
Under Jewish law, a mohel — someone who performs circumcisions — draws blood from the circumcision wound. Most mohels do it by hand with a suction device, but Fischer uses a practice rare outside strict Orthodox groups where he uses his mouth to draw blood after cutting the foreskin
and with this sacred holy act he transmitted herpes to 3 infants


another reason I'm glad my family isn't Jewish....
 

MaxPower

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DanGeo23 said:
Rabbi got banned from circumcisions... you'll never guess why...


and with this sacred holy act he transmitted herpes to 3 infants


another reason I'm glad my family isn't Jewish....
I'm trying to be open-minded, and sensitive to other faiths; but the sucking the blood with your mouth thing is just unsavory.
 

Woodreaux

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Damn!?! WTF??? I moved out a of predominately Catholic south Louisiana to a part of California with a large Jewish community. I just can't get away from the peda-asses. With my luck, even if I moved to Tibet or Turkey, I'd have Micheal Jackson as my next door neighbor. Glad I don't have kids to worry about yet.
 

ferengi

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Aren't Rabbis supposed to be holy men? How on Earth did this one get herpes, then? Sounds like he's been using his mouth for more than sucking blood...
 

Bullshyt

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This whole thing is just plainly fuckin nasty. Complete Jews are some fucked up people, that just ain't right. Even the Jewish law of drawing blood after the circumcision.
 

Skitch0o0

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DanGeo23 said:
Rabbi got banned from circumcisions... you'll never guess why...


and with this sacred holy act he transmitted herpes to 3 infants


another reason I'm glad my family isn't Jewish....
... I don´t even know where to begin with this. I think the thread could have been closed and stickied without any responses and just left to bask in the glory that was It.
 

Skitch0o0

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Woodreaux said:
Damn!?! WTF??? I moved out a of predominately Catholic south Louisiana to a part of California with a large Jewish community. I just can't get away from the peda-asses. With my luck, even if I moved to Tibet or Turkey, I'd have Micheal Jackson as my next door neighbor. Glad I don't have kids to worry about yet.
Ignorant, bigots rule! Anyone with me on this?
 

MaxPower

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See, now everyone is getting all down on the Catholic priests and Michael jackson. There was a perfectly rational explaination all along.


They were studying to become Rabbis.
 

Icarus

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Rabbis are allowed to have sex, so him having herpes is allowed.

But holy crap... poor little kids...
 

Woodreaux

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Am I misreading your response, Skitch? Or are you suggesting I'm an ignorant bigot?
 

Woodreaux

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WTF? Am I supposed to be more sensitive toward the pedaphile community now? I gave up racism, sexism, nationalsim, and even learned a small degree of tollerance for religion, but I didn't know hating child-molesterers constituted bigotry.
 

MaxPower

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Woodreaux said:
WTF? Am I supposed to be more sensitive toward the pedaphile community now? I gave up racism, sexism, nationalsim, and even learned a small degree of tollerance for religion, but I didn't know hating child-molesterers constituted bigotry.
Apparently skich is Reeeeealy liberal.
 

Broken

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ferengi74656 said:
Aren't Rabbis supposed to be holy men? How on Earth did this one get herpes, then? Sounds like he's been using his mouth for more than sucking blood...

[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]How common is herpes? [/font]

  • [font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]About 50 percent to 80 percent of the adult population in the United States has oral herpes. [/font]
  • [font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Most people contract oral herpes when they are children by receiving a kiss from a friend or relative. [/font]
  • [font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]About one in five adults in the United States has genital herpes, however as many as 90 percent are unaware that they have the virus.[/font]
  • [font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Anyone who is sexually active can contract genital herpes. [/font]
[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]How can a person get genital herpes? [/font]
  • [font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] Any person who is sexually active can get genital herpes. [/font]
  • [font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Herpes is transmitted through direct skin-to-skin contact. This occurs when a contagious area comes into contact with a mucous membrane, primarily the mouth and genitals. [/font]
  • [font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] Most skin on the body is too thick for the virus to go through. [/font]
  • [font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] If a person with oral herpes performs oral sex, it is possible for the partner to get genital herpes. [/font]
  • [font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] If a person with genital herpes has sex, it is possible for his or her partner to get genital herpes. [/font]
  • [font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] Herpes can be transmitted when there are no symptoms present. [/font]
  • [font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] There are several days throughout the year (called asymptomatic reactivation, asymptomatic shedding or subclinical shedding) when a person can be contagious without having a symptom. [/font]
  • [font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] There are no documented cases of a person getting genital herpes from an inanimate object such as a toilet seat, bathtub or towel. Herpes is a very fragile virus and does not live long on surfaces.[/font]
Yep ladies and gents, even BJ's or muffdivin can result in Geital Herpes. Without any prior [font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]symptoms from either partner, not even a cold sore.
Sweet huh?
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DanGeo23

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awe.. why you gotta call it "oral sex" ... it was a traditional blessed religious event... that doesn't mean he is a gay pedophile... we need more understanding of other cultures..

police officer "so.. about how many lil boys dicks have you sucked... uhhh I mean.. how many circumcisions have you given... "




**difficulty with typed sarcasm... *
 

ChilianFuckFace

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I hate knowing the facts of something like this. I am sure they will pop-up in my mind while I am with a girl. :(

I should say thank you Broken. You fucked my sexual life up. :mad: