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Jocks

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I know this has been bitched about a thousand times before, but I have to say it all plus I wrote one last week but then my comp crashed and it was a really good rant. You can never recreate the gloriousness of a rant (one that you wrote when you're stoned ;) ) but I'll try.
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These guys have got to be the most pathetic forms of human life on the face of the earth. I mean, all through school and especially from the very start of their miserable lives you can tell that they're going to turn out as arrogant sporto assholes just from the bitchy little way they behave as kids.
I went to a Judo class the other night (just started... you know why) and there was this kid there who was about 8 years old and he was the most energetic little shit I have ever seen. Real mouthy little piece, and you just look at them at that age and you can tell right then and there that they're going to be assholes. But it's when they start abusing their social status, then they need that boot up the ol' ass. I was a victim (as you can tell) and these guys have no respect for anyone but the coach. Right from primary school they start to bootlick their way up the ranks with half-time shower room gang bangs with their faggot coach and take all their frustration out on everyone else. How pathetic are they really? Well, let's see... they get told how to live as soon as they kick that football. Then they've got to live by rules 'you're a role model, now!' You can't smoke, you're thrust into the spotlight as a fucking celebrity and your shitty sporto face gets plastered around every single trailer-trash gossip rags for morbidly obese working-class single mothers to cream their pants over while they're getting a $2 'Quik-Perm' at the cheapo hair dressors. Meanwhile, their bratty little 8 year old twit of a son is off 'kickin the footy, ma' with his twit sporto-wannabe friends dreaming of one day becoming famous. They get to school and they start picking on the poor shitbag kid who's going to grow up cowering in the shadow of these egotistical self-righteous assholes all through college, right up until the jocks get the break of their life playing for the college team. So what great things can they do for our country? Well, they can play football... and all through their shitty school life they're the hit of the party, the pride and joy of the school... winning all those medals and all those trophies and all those premierships. As long as they keep reeling in those awards and credits to their school, then t hey're always going to get A's... as my ex-friend once put it: 'he can spell good, but run gooder'. I go to my P.E. and watch in pure amusement as these toss-monkeys dream on and on of one day becoming famous, of kicking that goal that see's them join the fuckng nationals. When that dream comes, guess what! They're stuck there! They can't get out! Now they've got to live their entire lives being a good influence/example whatever. How do they do it? Well, for one they get themselves into a big fat rape allegation or they get into a drunken brawl at a big party. Then, two weeks later, they show up at some fancy fucking dinner wearing their stupid fucking grins and stupid fucking monkey-suits with their super-model wives and posing for stupid fucking press and win stupid medals in all this dumbass formality what for? For kicking a stupid fucking ball around an oval (AFL, this is Australia) and beating other fag morons at being 'gooder' at it.

What point is this? What great leaps is mankind making with this? Great leaps onto each others backs and up each others assholes. Don't lie... Ive seen how you touch each other. I've seen those scrums where you frantically get all the balls and grope as much dick as you possibly can... you're all gay. I swear the only attraction you guys have to this sport lies solely in the change room.We have all this emphasis on playing sport and getting fit. You don't need to play sport to be fit. heck, I smoke weed don't exercise and I'm fitter than most people my age. Sport is a big part of Australian life, apparently. But now whenever I see the sport on TV I look at the guys playing it and see that exact same braindead egotistical 'jock' look in their eyes I saw in Nils fucking Williams when he was holding me up against the lockers, staring into me with those beady faggot eyes. Wow... you're three times bigger than me, and you're a fucking retard. The only hope you' ll ever have is getting into the football team, and I hope you die miserable, you fat fuck sporto homo, go kick a ball... that manages to amuse you 90% of your life... why you gotta prove your worth beating on some kid you know you can... issue yourself a challenge. Come along to a death metal concert and bag me out in front of some fellow death metallers, I'll gladly see your head beaten to bloody pulp.

CSI is on now... must dash.

can I continue on this later?
 

MaxPower

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seed.of.mercury said:
nono i just hate them all
You seem to hate a lot of different people. At least you're diversified.
I have a serious question. I'm not trying to be a wise ass. I'm just curious.
Can you educate me? Tell me what makes you hate so many people and how you have the right to. For instance, do you feel as though you're above everyone? or have the key to a "new world order"? Do you read Dianetics?
I seriously want to know. Or you can just tell me to fuck off. Your choice.
 
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ok this seed thats planted in mercury is pissing deus off. its also making deus talk in third person.
 
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too bad for you. No I don't see myself above everyone, no I don't have the key to the new world order. I am just saying what these people are from MY POINT OF VIEW, I just fucking hate all the people that do the wrong, or seem to do the wrong and whatever contorted perception the media, my friends (yes I have freidsn, before you make some wise ass comment, fuckbags) or everyone else tries to play on my mind. Like terrorists, I only hate people that do something wrong b y me or piss me off... and fuck you deus, if you don't like what I have to say then don't fucking read it, I don't need one line criticism from shit heads like you, why don't you use your fucking brain and use those fat fingers to type shit a bit more stimulating than 'you dumbass' or 'that's shit, haha you're an idiot' get fucked, at least I spent some time writing what I have to say rather than just being here to abuse people and take out my little annoyances on people who just want to get shit off their chest, why don't you put up a good argument, that's what I came here for, a good argument with rant for rant, not my rant then people not being able to comprehend what I'm saying and getting frustrated to the point of saying 'you're a dick', so I guess that leaves me better than everyone... haha
 

voiceofreason

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MaxPower said:
You seem to hate a lot of different people. At least you're diversified.
I have a serious question. I'm not trying to be a wise ass. I'm just curious.
Can you educate me? Tell me what makes you hate so many people and how you have the right to. For instance, do you feel as though you're above everyone? or have the key to a "new world order"? Do you read Dianetics?
I seriously want to know. Or you can just tell me to fuck off. Your choice.
Yes, diversified hate covers it nicely..
 
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seed.of.mercury said:
I am just saying what these people are from MY POINT OF VIEW, I just fucking hate all the people that do the wrong, or seem to do the wrong and whatever contorted perception the media, my friends (yes I have freidsn, before you make some wise ass comment, fuckbags) or everyone else tries to play on my mind.
Don't let them play on your mind. They are winning.
 

Janglenut

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You know, there might be a couple of jocks that are fucking faggots as you stated, but the majority of Jocks aren't. The actual "athletes" have enough brains to not be assholes and whatnot. These are the type of people who have life outside of the sport they play, or for example of your high school usage, get good grades. Don't sterotype a group of people based on one homo groping you up against the lockers....
 

Icarus

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This would be nice in Bait and Tackle, but since it's not:

Gee, you seem to have it all figured out. Way to curse them for being ignorant and close-minded to anyone but their own, all while calling them "faggots", "homos", and other such slander.

I'm a jock. I play basketball, and I'd play football (If I wasn't afraid of getting injured and messing up basketball). I'm also on the Academic Decathalon team (I'm not sure if they have something like that down under, but it's basically a sport for smart people... with brains, not brawn).

You seem a lot like my friend Richie, and I ask you this:

How many times does 10 go in to infinity?

If you can answer that, then you can answer why "sporto faggots" seem to despise you so much.
 
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seed.of.mercury said:
too bad for you. No I don't see myself above everyone, no I don't have the key to the new world order. I am just saying what these people are from MY POINT OF VIEW, I just fucking hate all the people that do the wrong, or seem to do the wrong and whatever contorted perception the media, my friends (yes I have freidsn, before you make some wise ass comment, fuckbags) or everyone else tries to play on my mind. Like terrorists, I only hate people that do something wrong b y me or piss me off... and fuck you deus, if you don't like what I have to say then don't fucking read it, I don't need one line criticism from shit heads like you, why don't you use your fucking brain and use those fat fingers to type shit a bit more stimulating than 'you dumbass' or 'that's shit, haha you're an idiot' get fucked, at least I spent some time writing what I have to say rather than just being here to abuse people and take out my little annoyances on people who just want to get shit off their chest, why don't you put up a good argument, that's what I came here for, a good argument with rant for rant, not my rant then people not being able to comprehend what I'm saying and getting frustrated to the point of saying 'you're a dick', so I guess that leaves me better than everyone... haha
you have friends? you dumbass.thats shit,haha your an idiot. and im not a shit head,im a dumbass. geht it right.
 

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Tenderony
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seed.of.mercury said:
a good argument with rant for rant, not my rant
Sounds like fighting talk to me. What the fuck are you looking at? Come on then! :sword: :) :gun:

seed.of.mercury said:
then people not being able to comprehend what I'm saying and getting frustrated to the point of saying 'you're a dick', so I guess that leaves me better than everyone... haha
It's not that we can't 'comprehend', it's just some people cant be arsed spending half their life reading your posts. Cut them down a bit, get the point across without the verbal shits, and that will be one less reason to cuss you.

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ya, lol- you should write a book. At least it would be shorter than your posts.
 

DanGeo23

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Hmmm... someones mad cause they always got picked last.... :cry: whaaaa.... :cry:

and later in life you are gonna be whining about how unfair it is that you are overweight and unhealthy... while some guy twice your age is in good shape/health with a knock out broad... and you are sitting there eating Cheezy poofs, smokin the ganj, watchin Skin-a-max w/ your bottle of Jergens and telling yourself how smart you are...

you should stop taking the victim stance... get off your ass and try something... you might enjoy playing some sports... they are usually fun... stop fearing failure and ridicule... you shouldn't prejudge people based on the activities they enjoy...
 

MaxPower

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DanGeo23 said:
Hmmm... someones mad cause they always got picked last.... :cry: whaaaa.... :cry:

and later in life you are gonna be whining about how unfair it is that you are overweight and unhealthy... while some guy twice your age is in good shape/health with a knock out broad... and you are sitting there eating Cheezy poofs, smokin the ganj, watchin Skin-a-max w/ your bottle of Jergens and telling yourself how smart you are...

you should stop taking the victim stance... get off your ass and try something... you might enjoy playing some sports... they are usually fun... stop fearing failure and ridicule... you shouldn't prejudge people based on the activities they enjoy...
I started out thinking this was going to be a flame. But then it just turned out to be harshly honest advice.
 

mariusthegreat

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holy shit..i just realized max got mod ....yay for max.....
...my computer has been down for about 4 days now....i only get on at work..for a few mins at a time.....eh....
hooray for Max....!!
 

otepsoul

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mariusthegreat said:
holy shit..i just realized max got mod ....yay for max.....
...my computer has been down for about 4 days now....i only get on at work..for a few mins at a time.....eh....
hooray for Max....!!
yep max me and magg all got mod power. :thumbsup: