"John Romero, please come to the main office..." *TRUE STORY*

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So, I was walking up to Computer Programming class two months ago, and I heard:

"John Romero, please come to the main office. John Romero, please come to the main office."

I laughed my ass off! What a great hoax.

Last Tuesday I discovered he was a real student :(.



I don't know why no one has brought this up to him. I think it's because I live in Dix Fucking Hills, the land of no gamers, just dumbass rich spoiled momma's boys and their Gamecubes.
 

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Descent said:
So, I was walking up to Computer Programming class two months ago, and I heard:

"John Romero, please come to the main office. John Romero, please come to the main office."

I laughed my ass off! What a great hoax.

Last Tuesday I discovered he was a real student :(.



I don't know why no one has brought this up to him. I think it's because I live in Dix Fucking Hills, the land of no gamers, just dumbass rich spoiled momma's boys and their Gamecubes.
Gamecube sucks and swallows too....
 

Descent

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Yeah, no shit.

I hate being FORCED to buy fucking Nintendo hardware for Zelda. WindWaker was SHIT!

It was a combination of the cell-shading and it's OVERALL FUCKING HUGENESS!

I stopped playing in the first dungeon. Too big, I stopped caring.

The overworld is ineffecient as shit.
 

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yeah i heard it was gonna be really kool, but then some1 fucked up in the 3d room or something.
 

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There's a new one coming out....I saw a few trailers....This looks like a game that could do the Game Cube some sort of justice.
 

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John Romero looks like a chick :thumbsdn:

And he's a has been. Nothing more.

On another note, Gamecube is better than you give it credit for. I just hate the fucking controller.
 

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Venom said:
John Romero looks like a chick

He has a beard. World's sexiest man alive :thumbsup:. Half Mexican.

Nah, I'm just joshin'. I like pussy.

Venom said:
And he's a has been. Nothing more.

:rolleyes: only because he's been making PocketPC titles.

He's working on a new Gauntlet game for PS2 that looks killer.

Venom said:
I just hate the fucking controller. Today 11:23 AM

:ut-oh: I have huge hands, and ergonomically it's even better than the Genesis Mark III 6-button or the Dreamcast's.

It's also better than the Neo Geo Pocket Color, which says A LOT.

I find it funny how you continually barrage insults at the man who brought us Wolfenstein 3D, Doom, and Quake. He helped ignite the PC gaming industry.