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Johnny Fucking Kuntz

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Liquid-Zero

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Listen here, fuckpuppy. You are fuckin retarded. I know I'm gonna get bad-repped for doing this because you are a whore. I've gathered all of the quotes where you have been a retard. Practically all of them. How do you look now, asshole?

Skyline-Cobra's dick is so small, he hasnt found it yet.
Shut it, Loser-Zero
Your avatar is gay
Silly Red
Americans are dumb and fat and stupid and lame and retarded but the french are even worse they suck and are rude. Paris is the lamest city on earth.
Piss off loserdek
thanks man I know I am fucking leet, no need to keep repeating that, silly loser
jsucker is only a hardware guru, I'm also a mikado world champion AND hero of the universe. I am so fucking leet
wtf is counterstrike?? must be a loser thing
loser-zero
jangleslut wants to be like johnny, like everybody else, they are all dreaming about the exciting life I'm living; too bad losers, only the best make it to the top
silly sod, the only one interested in him is a gaydude. poor bastard
anytime motherfucker, anytime, btw: dude, you look like faggot
L337-ness is my middle name
only real man know how to hack into a smilie database!
I piss on france
go take a piss in your mothers cunt!
if you got more then 10K rep..
..you are a loser!
she just wants to touch my huge mikado stick
another succesful hack into the emoticon engine!
I proudly present you the hacked rolling...
oh, it was an insult..
I just thought he was being dumb like always
I've hacked the smilie engine!!
I went through thousends lines of code!!
I used winzip...
How the fuck do you use winzip on an image?
np??
no penis?
haaaaahahahahahaha
I'm so funny
Loser gayfuct calling his loser friends to hide his own loserness
Unless of course you're an extremely rich bastard with an almost indestructable body, like me!
that thread was NOT the reason for banning me, it was when I warned an newbie not to double post again or he would be banned, signed:
johnny kuntz - moderator
poor bastard wants to...
If any of you moderaters give kuntz admin, I swear I would fucking hack the site to no end.
broken and jsucker, playing with eachothers memorystick
jsucker is an very very angry geek, he also masturbates in front of his computer
You stole that.
He such a great guy. I hope I can be like him!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRIT.
I thought you said you were the ruler of the universe, the best man alive, a rich bastard?
check it out! its that no good loser Broken I thought you left?
not sure what you're saying, slim, but you sure sound like a loser
You're an even bigger one.
max doesnt know shit
only losers don't smoke
only real man smoke
Well, reasoning with the fact that YOU smoke, I guess that is incorrect, kuntz.
no, I killed my dad twenty years ago
You killed him when you were 5 fucking years old?
jstager:
Hardware Guru, Linux n00b
read:
geek wanabe, sexstarved n00b
my rep is so fucking high because everybody loves me they want to watch and learn from the master
I will continue on this list later today.
 
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Thanks for taking the time to write that down, little buddy :thumbsup: I must be so cool, having so many clever comments on my name that some people are willing to devote an complete thread to my neverending intellectual wisdom.


:rotflmao:
 

Jung

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deus_ex_machina said:
man you're the loser for being so fucking obsessed with Johnny :thumbsdn:
That's exactly what I was thinking. :thumbsdn:
 

Eat_my_nuttz

The Man You Love To Hate.
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huh?

Yeah im new and this is the first thread i read, and I have to say ,Zero, you seem awfully obsessed with this johnny kuntz guy, and to throw that many quotes on one thread must mean one thing.....you are hot for his cock! :eek: :mfinger:
 
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tbsrk said:
well someone uses a gay reference in almost everything... homophobe johnny?
You must be pretty fucking stupid, tbrloserrk, 4 out of 30 quotes are reffering to gayness..

readingandcountingrightphobe tbrloserrk?

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deus_ex_machina said:
man you're the loser for being so fucking obsessed with Johnny :thumbsdn:
drop it, sex_mech :p I can't wait for the follow up :thumbsup: So many highlights of my career in one thread, its really shows the magic of my work.
 

Bullshyt

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I don't really see the point of crying about johnny, it really just makes you look bad liquid-zero.
 

Liquid-Zero

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johnny kuntz said:
You must be pretty fucking stupid, tbrloserrk, 4 out of 30 quotes are reffering to gayness..

readingandcountingrightphobe tbrloserrk?

:thumbsup:
remember this is a sample of about 20 out of, what, about 1350?
 
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Liquid-Zero said:
remember this is a sample of about 20 out of, what, about 1350?


Leave my partner in crime alone.


Stupidity is just a front.
 

MaxPower

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I found the compilation interesting. :thumbsup:

The arrangement, organized, and easy to follow. :thumbsup:

The annotations amusing. :thumbsup:

..........And the amount of time you must have spent on this, disturbing....very fucking disturbing indeed.
 

JJ.

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I cant believe you spent all your time gathering up his posts.
 
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MaxPower said:
I found the compilation interesting. :thumbsup:

The arrangement, organized, and easy to follow. :thumbsup:

The annotations amusing. :thumbsup:

..........And the amount of time you must have spent on this, disturbing....very fucking disturbing indeed.
leave the little boys to their obsessions, max.
 

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I found quotes from johnny very funny.. I think johnny has an admirer..

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