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So! , im new here so hello all, im a soldier living in germany.(wow)
just thought i would come on and bitch the army for a while. might as well hey, just think not only is the british army arguably the best force in the world, its also the least organised!!! try getting told your going back to iraq 4 weeks before christmas after booking all you ferries back to the uk. then while you have just cancelled everything so that you can go out to a hot sandy place and be mortared by a bunch of extremist ragheads you get told that it was a false alarm.
your down 500 quid and the army does nothing.
HOW AMAZING!
so, this is my rant for the day
see ya
 

Razine

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#3
quid, its kinda short for money.
and that blows alot there, i know only how badly our army is organised, i live in the u.s. btw
 
#4
quid - short for pound

dunno why quid - pound, pound - quid, like dollar - bucks i think.......maybe.
the american army the same then? they fuck you and fuck you and fuck you, and just when you think that the army cannot fuck you any more, they bend you over and fuck you again!! :mad:
 

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pissedupsquaddy said:
So! , im new here so hello all, im a soldier living in germany.(wow)
just thought i would come on and bitch the army for a while. might as well hey, just think not only is the british army arguably the best force in the world, its also the least organised!!! try getting told your going back to iraq 4 weeks before christmas after booking all you ferries back to the uk. then while you have just cancelled everything so that you can go out to a hot sandy place and be mortared by a bunch of extremist ragheads you get told that it was a false alarm.
your down 500 quid and the army does nothing.
HOW AMAZING!
so, this is my rant for the day
see ya
where in germany
 
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#6
mehr energie zur deutschen armee!!

sanhetorte!!!

or.. something like that
 
#7
british army in herford near hanover,
germany is fucking cold, wtf is with the fucking cold!!
 

1ct-on!

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Hey man i live in Germany and i like the fuckin coldness !!!1

Because COLD RULES !!!!!! or somewhat like that

aaaaaaaaa ich hasse das scheisse kalt hier und so ! neee garnet war its somewhat hot !!!
 

1ct-on!

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#10
Yea
das ist guuuut die sahnetorte
 
#12
ignorant i know but in 3 and a half years i still aint managed to learn the lingo, lots of the germans make it two easy for you
ein grosse beer
ein big mac maxi menu bitte
thats all i need to get by
 
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#13
join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them.

welcome, army person
 

Smoke

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#14
I think i'll stay home on my computer, thanks though. :thumbsup:
 
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pissedupsquaddy said:
yeah, you seem interesting :gun:
lol :gun:
nah... i'm not interesting.

I'm one of the most boring (boringest?? :confused: ) people you'll ever have the misfortune to come across
 

Smoke

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Unforgiven said:
nah... i'm not interesting.

I'm one of the most boring (boringest?? :confused: ) people you'll ever have the misfortune to come across
Thats for sure.