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tzedek

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A guy is hiking up a mountain when he sees a girl standing at the edge of a cliff, crying. "Hey," he says, "if you're going to jump, how about giving me a blow job before you do it?" "My life's been nothing but crap," says the girl. "So I might as well." After the girl's done, the guy says, "Wow, that was great! Why are you so depressed, anyway?" The girl replies, "My family disowned me for dressing like a woman."
 

FUCKORBEFUCKED

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There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush. By
imitating the action of brushing one's teeth he successfully
expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.


Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of
sunglasses, how should he express himself?
 

tzedek

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betrayed said:
I can take jokes from ebaumsworld too! :thumbsup:

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