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jokes and sayings and stuff ........ya

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skylinec

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on my site i need sayings..........a saying isallmost like a one liner or a bumper sticker.........its more like a bumpersticker though. if you give me a good one the saying and your name will be put on my site..................thanks
my site is down for a little while thought
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otepsoul

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heres a random joke.

ive used this like 5 times.

*Removed*
 

Hypertron

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if your close enough to read this your to fucking nosey!!!
 

G's-up

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*removed*

:thumbsup:

Note: From kit. The following while bing only in a joking mannar had to be removed on one of two reason. First if someone came in here spouting off racisisit stuff and we had to lock or delete his thread and he seen this one. It would be in violation of our own rules. Second Its in violation of the rules.
 

MaxPower

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It aint over till the fat lady sings, or you pay the hooker, whichever comes first.
 

gehtfuct

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Me:I cant wait to geht home.Im gonna tear off my old lady's undies.
Max:Whats the rush?
Me:They're fuckin killin me...
 
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gehtfuct said:
Me:I cant wait to geht home.Im gonna tear off my old lady's undies.
Max:Whats the rush?
Me:They're fuckin killin me...

No shit.. that bitch needs to douche, or something. Delouse, perhaps.. Christ this is terrible.
 

MaxPower

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gehtfuct said:
Me:I cant wait to geht home.Im gonna tear off my old lady's undies.
Max:Whats the rush?
Me:They're fuckin killin me...
Thanks I pissed myself laughing.

<Vegas Night club announcer voice>

Thanks for coming to the Velvet Lounge tonight.
That was the comedic styling of gehtfuct Murphy.
He'll be here till Thursday folks.


</voice>
 
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heres a funny one....

"i bought some powdered water, but i don't know what to add to it"
 
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Two cannibals are eating a clown...

One turns to the other and says "does this taste funny to you?"
 
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dead babies

whats the difference between a mercedes and a dead baby?

i dont have a mercedes in my garage...

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can?

one dead baby in ten trash cans...
 

skylinec

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getchified said:
whats the difference between a mercedes and a dead baby?

i dont have a mercedes in my garage...

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can?

one dead baby in ten trash cans...

Holy hell!!!!!!!!!!
 
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getchified said:
whats the difference between a mercedes and a dead baby?

i dont have a mercedes in my garage...

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can?

one dead baby in ten trash cans...

i love the dead baby jokes..

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

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How do you get 100 babies in a bucket?

With a blender.

How do you get them out?

Tortilla chips.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?

You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road?

Cause it was chained to the bumper.

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Whats the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Cadillac in my Garage.



I have others, but i don't feel like putting them up right now.
 

otepsoul

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hmmmm why do people think dead baby jokes are sick.
 
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i don't understand why people think dead baby jokes are funny. they don't offend me, they just don't make me laugh.
 

mariusthegreat

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..why couldnt the chicken cross the road???


--because george w bushs dick was stuck in it.....
 
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