G-string said:60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
Damn fine work.
Two older Palestinian men are sitting in a cafe drinking tea. When the time to pay comes one of the men reaches for his wallet which falls open and several photos tumble out. The falling photos catch the eye of the other man who picks them up and starts to look at them. The owner of the photos points to the first photo and says “That is my oldest son, he is with Allah now, he died a martyr.” He moves the first photo aside revealing the photo of another young man and says, “This is my youngest son, he died a martyr also.” The other man looks to his friend and say “Ah, they blow up so fast now days.”