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tzedek said:
ever heard of a pm?
This is what this forum is for. :rolleyes:
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Jesus, that's one huge cluster-fuck of HTML, if I've ever seen one.


First off though, you need a doctype; I added the DTD for HTML Transitional.
PHP:
<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.01 Transitional//EN"
"http://www.w3.org/TR/html4/loose.dtd">
Second, you need to get rid of the in line CSS, put it in a .css file, and link it in the head like below.
PHP:
<link href="notaclusterfuck.css" rel="stylesheet" type="text/css">
Next you need to un-clusterfuck the javascript for rollovers. They're going to be replaced with CSS. The CSS code below will go in the file you create above.
PHP:
/* div styles */

.dotted {
	width: 769px;
    height: 460px; /* change this if you ever add more content */
	border-style: dotted; 
	border-bottom-width: 1px;
    border-top-width: 1px;
    border-left-width: 1px; 
	border-right-width:1px;
}

.dashed {
	width: 766px; 
	height: 40px; /* change this if you ever add more content */
	border-style: dashed; 
	border-bottom-width: 1px;
	border-top-width: 1px; 
	border-left-width: 1px; 
	border-right-width: 1px;
}	

/* Link styles */

a:link { 
	color: #0000CC;
}
a:active { 
	color: #0000CC;
}
a:visited { 
	color: #0000FF;
	}
a:hover {
	color: #0000CC;
	background-color: #FF0000;
	text-decoration: none;
}
After you do that, you can remove all the javascript rollovers; they're no longer needed. You have a couple other mistakes in there, and a lot more style tags that could be migrated to CSS, but you can do that later.

You can copy the HTML source from here and the CSS file from here. For the CSS all you really need to do is paste the above code into a .css file though.
 

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Thank You very much Mr.J i shall reward you in the after life.