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Junk mail

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Who actually enjoys reading junk mail you receive in the letterbox? I hate all the crap like clothes and all but i quite like the Automotive ones like (in Australia) Supercheap Auto and Strathfield. I also use the pizza ones to get on average $2 off a large pizza :thumbsup: I most probably enjoy it because i dont get any other letters besides the occasional one from the RTA or my credit union.
 

pyrodude

The real man's bitch
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Junk mail sucks but if you get enough (i get about 15 pieces a day) there will be something worth the wait. On my 18th birthday I got free Vodka kicks for me and my friends at a local club and a £20 voucher from sony for PS2 games. I guess i'm one of the lucky ones though.
 
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Junk mail can be entertaining at times when you see all the retarded ways they try to sell you stuff.
 

bnccoder

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I have fun reporting it to lthe admins of the sites. It normally stops it. They don't like getting an email for every email they send.
 

countrygrl

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I got a coupon for a free pair of panties from Victoria's Secret in the mail. Most of the time it's credit card applications though. I open those up and take anything out that might identify me then I put it all back in the postage paid envelope and send it back to them. Dumb fucks! :mfinger:
 

rcarhar

There goes a clever gent
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I've stuffed envelopes with trash and shit and sent it back, and I saved my fake credit cards for a few months and threw them at a kid at a magic show one day. wheeeee
 

Billybob

Gimmie Pwnies
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I once got a free lazer pointer in a circular. I had to subscribe for a paintball magazine, though. I win both ways! :)
 

Darklight

Oppressing your posts...
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the aol disks make good coasters as well as good death disks to chuck at jahova's witnesses... donation letter paper burns well for lighting a bbq... and you can make nifty paper hats outta department store sale books...
 

Dashiel

BRAIN ERROR! WARNING!
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I got over 300 peaces of Junk mail in one day once. :(
 
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I either get penis enlargement junk mail, or breast enlargement junk mail.

I don't need either of those. :)
 

Slacker

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i dont have junk e-mail only from e-bay thats the only time and usually i delete them its that simple not that hard...........
 

Sinamon

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My junk mail is from sites wanting me to get a mortage with them or to get my credit report done or some crap like that. Im 23 not 50 :mfinger:
 

Darklight

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Unforgiven said:
I either get penis enlargement junk mail, or breast enlargement junk mail.

I don't need either of those. :)
I'll take both.. that way I can titfuck myself on lonely nights...