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just a random thought

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just a random thought

if your mom/dad caught you masturbating to porn, would you pull your pants up first or hide the porn??
 

Brain Spout

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CHAIRMAN YIN said:
just a random thought

if your mom/dad caught you masturbating to porn, would you pull your pants up first or hide the porn??
hide the porn first.
 
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Continue with an angry/defiant look on my face just for kicks.
 
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My parents have caught me, but luckily I don't masturbate to porn and I'm usually under the covers. But if for some reason I were looking at porn and I weren't covered up, I would pull up my pants first.
 

meh_it_all

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zoloftcasserole said:
Oh my god, that's just wrong. Funny.........but wrong.

<OT> By the way, who's that kid in your avatar? <OT>
It's his son, Little Gehtfuct . ;)


And Id cover myself first.
 

gehtfuct

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zoloftcasserole said:
Oh my god, that's just wrong. Funny.........but wrong.

<OT> By the way, who's that kid in your avatar? <OT>
Meh is correct! His name is Jacob, aka The Three Foot Assassin.
 

LiberatioN

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Hide both at the same time. (from experience)

If I can multi-task porn browsers, I can manage two sequences at the same time. :thumbsup:

and this thread? ya, it belongs in Tallywacker's tavern. :D
 

Broken

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That's what they get for popping in without calling first, shoot what do you think I moved out for?
 

LiberatioN

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since the 80s? shit i was like 3-4 years old. i've only been caught a couple times but never seriously. ive always been able to play it off.
 
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LiberatioN said:
since the 80s? shit i was like 3-4 years old. i've only been caught a couple times but never seriously. ive always been able to play it off.

I was 5 or 6. My brother caught me, told my mom and I got my ass beat.

lol, good times
 

LiberatioN

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I dont think I even considered touching the one-eyed trouser snake till i was at least 8 or 9. :happysad:
 

meh_it_all

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I've been caught, three times. :rolleyes:
Privacy in this house is ridicilous.