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Darklight

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this is something that keeps me happy in an evil world...

God made us in his own image...

so that means God has a butt...

and if God has a butt that mean he shits...

holy shit....
 
#2
d00d...you got way 2 much time on your hands...and its funny...its blaphemous but its funny.
 

dookie

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Darklight said:
this is something that keeps me happy in an evil world...

God made us in his own image...

so that means God has a butt...

and if God has a butt that mean he shits...

holy shit....
dude! you're stoned!
 

bnccoder

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#7
Random, off the wall, and funny, good job.
 

Brain Spout

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does god have a penis or vagina.. or both. he has to have boobies and a beard as well. that's fucked up.
 
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I heard a joke similar to this story. Jesus and his disciples where walking one day and John said "Jesus Christ", so Jesus turned around and said " what", Then John said "Holy Shit". Jesus answered why did you curse, and John said " No I stepped in your shit". It went something like that
 

TwisT

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Darklight said:
this is something that keeps me happy in an evil world...

God made us in his own image...

so that means God has a butt...

and if God has a butt that mean he shits...

holy shit....
The comical genius!
 

Descent

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#13
Darklight said:
this is something that keeps me happy in an evil world...

God made us in his own image...

so that means God has a butt...

and if God has a butt that mean he shits...

holy shit....

God loves Taco Bell.
 

bnccoder

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If god eats spicy food, does it burn on the way out?
 

bnccoder

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Descent said:
Yes - they are called tornadoes.
I thought that was him with a hoover sucking up all the white trash.
 

Darklight

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I really came to the conclusion a few years back.. but it has been a source of happiness for a long time... every time I feel bad or someone is nagging me... I think of it and smile... course I've gotten in trouble for smiling while getting yelled at but hey... its worth it...