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dustinzgirl

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Ok, so I have to write this paper for college on my career. How do you write that much on your daily actions? I mean, I can write emotion very well, but action, now that is a whole new ball game I am not used to. Bleh. I am only in my 3rd week of school and I am already sick of this major. Mabye I should change it again. LMAO
 

Fugly

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dustinzgirl said:
Ok, so I have to write this paper for college on my career. How do you write that much on your daily actions? I mean, I can write emotion very well, but action, now that is a whole new ball game I am not used to. Bleh. I am only in my 3rd week of school and I am already sick of this major. Mabye I should change it again. LMAO
They are called verbs...they denote action. Give em a try ;)
 

G's-up

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Fugly said:
They are called verbs...they denote action. Give em a try ;)

OK how about...hmmmm. FUCK OFF!......LOL :thumbsup:
Lots of action there........
 

mariusthegreat

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thats not to bad....i have to take this class...uhm...technical report writing....final paper is a 21pg report on how to make toast....its gonna suck..funny thing is that its a required class for engineering....
 
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mariusthegreat said:
thats not to bad....i have to take this class...uhm...technical report writing....final paper is a 21pg report on how to make toast....its gonna suck..funny thing is that its a required class for engineering....
wtf... 21 pages on how to make toast? that's fucked up.

"Well, you put this stuff... this tasty stuff, it's called bread, you know... bread is very healthy for you. well, you insert it into this thing.. it's called a toaster, because it turns the good, healthy bread into toast. toast is very good with jam blah blah fucking blah" :cool:
 

FUBAR

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mariusthegreat said:
thats not to bad....i have to take this class...uhm...technical report writing....final paper is a 21pg report on how to make toast....its gonna suck..funny thing is that its a required class for engineering....
youd probably have to go in depth into how a toaster works and every mechanical component and then explain every chemical reaction in the bread to make it crispy and so on and so forth...just be glad they dont ask to put butter...or peanut butter...or jam on it...jam would suck
 

Icarus

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You could also explain exactly what happens in the arm while buttering, and what happens in the jaw while chewing (in mechanical terms).

Although I suppose chewing wouldn't count as making toast...
 

Seije

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or something like
how the toaster works along the lines of the electircal detail something or what not
switch flows energy to this thingy to this thingy...through coils of metal stips...producing heat...and something about a timer too...and how the toaster knows how hot it gets with temp. control
plus configuring the 12V power into the toaster

some reason i like this stuff, but need to study more so i can make all that above sound more engineeringly...but it's along same lines
 

Pachyderm

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I want to know what topic (besides action) you are writing on? Is it like "How to write action" or is it like write a short story type thing? I am interested.
 

Infected_enigma

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FUBAR said:
youd probably have to go in depth into how a toaster works and every mechanical component and then explain every chemical reaction in the bread to make it crispy and so on and so forth...just be glad they dont ask to put butter...or peanut butter...or jam on it...jam would suck
ya and the process of making the bread too
 

mariusthegreat

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these are all great ideas...some are kinda off topic....i could put up a section on explaining why and how it gets toasted....i guess i could title that section..."how it really all comes together"...im usually pretty good at bullshitting my way through papers like these......also...im thinking of just taking it in the summer at community college...cheap easy...and at night....
thank you all for the suggestions and stuff.....
 
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a friend of mine wrote a 1000 word essay on nothing for high school... he was asked to pick a topic... he picked the topic "nothing" and bullshit his way through... the funny thing is, he got an A
 

Seije

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Unforgiven said:
a friend of mine wrote a 1000 word essay on nothing for high school... he was asked to pick a topic... he picked the topic "nothing" and bullshit his way through... the funny thing is, he got an A
how do you write an essay on "nothing" ....obviously writing something is writing about something and writing about nothing means that nothing is something

ow my head hurts now..gotta stop thinking too hard
 

mariusthegreat

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P: Lawrence, what would you do if you had a million dollars?

L: i tell you what i do man..two chicks at the same time man..

P: hehe...thats it..? if you had a million dollars ..you...youd do two chicks at the same time?

L: damn striaght...i always wanted to do that...man..i think if i were a millionare ..i could hook that up too...cuz chicks dig dudes with money...

P: well not all chicks

L: not the types of chicks that double up on a dude like me do...

P: good point..

L: now what about you now..what would you do?

P: besides two chicks at the same time...?

L: well yeah..

P: nothing...

L: nothing, huh?

P: i would relax..i would sit on my ass all day... i would do nothing

L: now you dont need a million dollars to do nothing...take a look a my cousin...hes broke and dont do shit...
 

FUBAR

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Seije said:
point being ^ ?
dude he quoted office space....there doesnt have to be a point...its just funny
 

mariusthegreat

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yeah man...c'on....its office space...
plus the fact that unforgiven had mentioned an essay about nothing...i knida figured itd be kewl to quote office space...
 

Seije

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FUBAR said:
dude he quoted office space....there doesnt have to be a point...its just funny
OH yeaaa..now I remember, lol
sry I've got bad memory...I seem to forget most of a movie right after i see them
 

FUBAR

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Seije said:
OH yeaaa..now I remember, lol
sry I've got bad memory...I seem to forget most of a movie right after i see them
hahah good times......good times