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Just felt like bitchin

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God this day sucked :sword: I had to work late :mfinger: , I am 700 miles from home :( and I am bored as fuck. On top of that the internet cafe is closing in 10 minutes. That means I got to go to my barrecks and listen to my roommate :bomb: play his country guitar :bomb: .
 

thomasca

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My suggestion to you...

Have fun with your roomate.

Like when he's asleep, and his arm is outstretch with his hand open, put shaving cream or whipped cream, and tickle his nose with feather.
 

bastardo

Flame Bait
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hehehehe

Or better yet, get a quart of mayo, lube up a fuckin' bananna and JAM IT UP HIS ASS after smashing his country fucking guitar over his GODDAMN head!!! :p :D
 

thomasca

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Weelll, the only problem with that is the warrant for your arrest afterwards.
 

buck~fush

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Wow.Let's go the crazy "up the ass" approach shall we? Lol.
 

skylinec

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SlimNavy said:
God this day sucked :sword: I had to work late :mfinger: , I am 700 miles from home :( and I am bored as fuck. On top of that the internet cafe is closing in 10 minutes. That means I got to go to my barrecks and listen to my roommate :bomb: play his country guitar :bomb: .
Welcome bitch
[sky]
 

Smoke

Banned - What an Asshat!
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Why don't you go get wasted and play the guitar along with him? might keep you entertained for a while.
 

skylinec

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smoke-it said:
Why don't you go get wasted and play the guitar along with him? might keep you entertained for a while.
beer bad
 

Smoke

Banned - What an Asshat!
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I wasn't talking bout getting drunk..
Drunk you couldn't play the guitar... lol
or just go to sleep early..