Just had my first incubus attack...

Descent

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Scariest shit ever. An incubus attack is when your mind begins to have a nightmare before you hit the R.E.M. stage.

Your mind is not prepared, and it convinces you it's real.

EDIT: In it I lost my vision and was being kidnapped :redface: .
 

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Descent said:
Scariest shit ever. An incubus attack is when your mind begins to have a nightmare before you hit the R.E.M. stage.

Your mind is not prepared, and it convinces you it's real.

I'll post the shit tomorrow - It has to be deleted from my memory in order for me to sleep.

EDIT: In it I lost my vision and was being kidnapped :redface: .
:thumbsup:
Why didn't you just wait til tomorrow?
 

Taylor_Blade

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Awaken said:
:thumbsup:
Why didn't you just wait til tomorrow?

No shit. Making a thread saying you'll post about something tommorow is just plain stupid.

:thumbsdn: Nice work Descent. You have once again managed to make a shitty thread. :thumbsdn:
 

Fire_ze_Missles

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Descent said:
Scariest shit ever. An incubus attack is when your mind begins to have a nightmare before you hit the R.E.M. stage.

Your mind is not prepared, and it convinces you it's real.

I'll post the shit tomorrow - It has to be deleted from my memory in order for me to sleep.

EDIT: In it I lost my vision and was being kidnapped :redface: .

And to think; I thought you were just listening to random mp3's on your computer with a blindfold on. :thumbsup:
 

chucktheskiffie

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Descent said:
EDIT: In it I lost my vision and was being kidnapped :redface: .

If you lost your vision, how did you know you were being kidnapped by someone bad???

You could have been nabbed by some hormonal Amazons that wanted to make you their sex slave...

jeez descent, you gotta think dude!!
 

Descent

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Chuck said:
If you lost your vision, how did you know you were being kidnapped by someone bad???

You could have been nabbed by some hormonal Amazons that wanted to make you their sex slave...

jeez descent, you gotta think dude!!

I couldn't tell...It was what I felt in the dream.
 

MaxPower

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You are mistaken. It was no dream. It was a classic alien abduction. What can you tell us about anal probing?

:ufo:
:abduct:​
 

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yeah man, you gotta watch out for those succubi. Those bitches make you think it's all fun untill they start tearing your fucking throat out. The question is.......is the sex worth it?


Personaly I have to think on that one a while. I can go either way.
 

Brain Spout

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That would be the Succubus.

i just looked it up a little on the internet and it appears that the incubus is more like a male version of a succubus. it tends to prey more on females or something...

from what ive heard sex with the succubus is better than regular human sex in terms of pleasure
 

UberSkippy

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MaxPower said:
You are mistaken. It was no dream. It was a classic alien abduction. What can you tell us about anal probing?

:ufo:
:abduct:​

Dude, did you get Catman'ed? Do you have pink eye?
 

TheLampIncident

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WizardlyFriend said:
from what ive heard sex with the succubus is better than regular human sex in terms of pleasure

It's also better in the way you end up one of the undead afterwards, technically meaning you can fuck people to death.
 

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chucktheskiffie said:
If you lost your vision, how did you know you were being kidnapped by someone bad???

You could have been nabbed by some hormonal Amazons that wanted to make you their sex slave...

jeez descent, you gotta think dude!!

that would be bad considering Amazons were suppose to kill their men after matting with them and also sold off the males

:)
 

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To the original poster, I saw a few shows on that. They call it "Night Paralysis" or some such? People see all kinds of scary crap because their brain forgets to put out the chemical to make you fully go to sleep. I heard you can take some pills or something, unless you enjoy the horror?