Ky jelly mishap

[knarf]

Gosh Im such a fucking dumbass... i tried to steal KY jelly now price chopper is sueing me my life blows.......hmm..........i should have just used mayo.......

 

[MaxPower]

Daily news headline:

Notorious "Butt fucker Bandit Nabbed"

Police caught the "Buttfucker bandit red handed, as he attempted to obtain more supplies from a local Price Chopper food store.
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BTW, That does suck, and I feel bad for you. But I just thought it needed some illustration.

 

[knarf]

dood

that IMG is awesome i am crackin up thankx for brightening up the situation..

 

[Havok]

I saw that dude rummaging through my medicine cabinet the other day!





He also took off with my woman's favorite undies.....my favorite too. Bastard!

 

[MaxPower]

that IMG is awesome i am crackin up thankx for brightening up the situation..

Great! Turn that frown upside down

I guess my job is done here. (Rides off into the sunset, whistling some corny cowboy tune)

 

[Pachyderm]

I didn't know KY Jelly was something stores sue over. I guess you didn't get away very well, slick. Anyway, that sucks a whole lot.

 

[knarf]

i should have spent 5dollars instead of having to pay 200 dollars for the fine o well it was fun ...cuz i tried to run and they handcuffed me n stuff

 

[MaxPower]

That must have been a scene.

I remember the last time I was handcuffed in public gripping a tube of KY......heh, heh.......well...........Those were the days.

 

[Clutchtwice]

yea that sux,

What you should have done was left a trail of KY on the floor behind you as you attempted to escape...

 

[Icarus]

Or you could have lubed your wrists, so you could get out of the handcuffs.

You're just not using your head here. Or at least not your big one.

 

[magnolia]

Daily news headline:

Notorious "Butt fucker Bandit Nabbed"

Police caught the "Buttfucker bandit red handed, as he attempted to obtain more supplies from a local Price Chopper food store.
See Page 3A
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BTW, That does suck, and I feel bad for you. But I just thought it needed some illustration.

how sad. i can't see the pic. it's just a little box with a red x.

 

[MaxPower]

Ya, sorry It's pulling from a server in Dallas, and just so happens to be down. Both sites that I have there are hosed.
Damn Hosting service!

 

[dustinzgirl]

Gosh Im such a fucking dumbass... i tried to steal KY jelly now price chopper is sueing me my life blows.......hmm..........i should have just used mayo.......

I know this is not b/t, but you are a fucking idiot. I am sorry to say so, and feel free to reply what you will, but this is by far one of the stupidest things I have ever heard. This beats me running a stop sign in a school zone for a five hundreed dollar ticket by miles. If this is a joke, you are even dumber than I thought.

 

[mariusthegreat]

man..thats not a mishap...
.....this one time..my and my chick were getting busy...in the back of my brothers SUV...a tahoe...so anyways...we start getting down to business..and ive got a tube of KY...we had never used it before...we had just gotten out of walmart and decided to give it a try....when i put it down..on the floor..below the seat i somehow stepped on it...and it went all over the place....i freaked cuz i didnt want my brother to see a stain....rub his hand on it and come to the conclusion that id been fuckin in his vehicle....so i stopped the action...and started cleaning up the mess with my sock....man it sucked riding home with no socks...:/...

 

[knarf]

dood that dose suck

 

[skyroket]

Or you could have lubed your wrists, so you could get out of the handcuffs.

You're just not using your head here. Or at least not your big one.

I concur...