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Ky jelly mishap

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Gosh Im such a fucking dumbass... i tried to steal KY jelly now price chopper is sueing me my life blows.......hmm..........i should have just used mayo.......
 

MaxPower

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Daily news headline:

Notorious "Butt fucker Bandit Nabbed"

Police caught the "Buttfucker bandit red handed, as he attempted to obtain more supplies from a local Price Chopper food store.
See Page 3A


BTW, That does suck, and I feel bad for you. But I just thought it needed some illustration.
 
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dood

that IMG is awesome i am crackin up thankx for brightening up the situation..
 
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I saw that dude rummaging through my medicine cabinet the other day!





He also took off with my woman's favorite undies.....my favorite too. Bastard!
 

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knarf said:
that IMG is awesome i am crackin up thankx for brightening up the situation..
Great! Turn that frown upside down :thumbsup:

:) I guess my job is done here. (Rides off into the sunset, whistling some corny cowboy tune)
 

Pachyderm

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I didn't know KY Jelly was something stores sue over. I guess you didn't get away very well, slick. Anyway, that sucks a whole lot.
 
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i should have spent 5dollars instead of having to pay 200 dollars for the fine o well it was fun ...cuz i tried to run and they handcuffed me n stuff
 

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That must have been a scene.

I remember the last time I was handcuffed in public gripping a tube of KY......heh, heh.......well...........Those were the days.
 

Clutchtwice

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yea that sux,

What you should have done was left a trail of KY on the floor behind you as you attempted to escape... :thumbsup: :D
 

Icarus

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Or you could have lubed your wrists, so you could get out of the handcuffs.

You're just not using your head here. Or at least not your big one.
 

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MaxPower said:
Daily news headline:

Notorious "Butt fucker Bandit Nabbed"

Police caught the "Buttfucker bandit red handed, as he attempted to obtain more supplies from a local Price Chopper food store.
See Page 3A


BTW, That does suck, and I feel bad for you. But I just thought it needed some illustration.
how sad. i can't see the pic. it's just a little box with a red x. :cry:
 

MaxPower

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Ya, sorry It's pulling from a server in Dallas, and just so happens to be down. Both sites that I have there are hosed. :mad:
Damn Hosting service!
 

dustinzgirl

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knarf said:
Gosh Im such a fucking dumbass... i tried to steal KY jelly now price chopper is sueing me my life blows.......hmm..........i should have just used mayo.......
I know this is not b/t, but you are a fucking idiot. I am sorry to say so, and feel free to reply what you will, but this is by far one of the stupidest things I have ever heard. This beats me running a stop sign in a school zone for a five hundreed dollar ticket by miles. If this is a joke, you are even dumber than I thought.
 

mariusthegreat

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man..thats not a mishap...
.....this one time..my and my chick were getting busy...in the back of my brothers SUV...a tahoe...so anyways...we start getting down to business..and ive got a tube of KY...we had never used it before...we had just gotten out of walmart and decided to give it a try....when i put it down..on the floor..below the seat i somehow stepped on it...and it went all over the place....i freaked cuz i didnt want my brother to see a stain....rub his hand on it and come to the conclusion that id been fuckin in his vehicle....so i stopped the action...and started cleaning up the mess with my sock....man it sucked riding home with no socks...:/...
 
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NoSubstance said:
Or you could have lubed your wrists, so you could get out of the handcuffs.

You're just not using your head here. Or at least not your big one.
I concur...