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What's your ideal guy?

My last boyfriend, i thought he had it all. the looks, the personality... but the truth was that all that time he was frontin on who he was. i was actually in love with the person he was pretending to be... too bad it took me 2 years to see who he really was.
 

MaxPower

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UnrealBabe said:
What's your ideal guy?

My last boyfriend, i thought he had it all. the looks, the personality... but the truth was that all that time he was frontin on who he was. i was actually in love with the person he was pretending to be... too bad it took me 2 years to see who he really was.

2 years, and you didn't know? Is it remotely possible that you maybe saw, but refused to see? You'd think after 2 yrs, even if he still fronted, you'd have seen clues as to who he really was.
 

ChilianFuckFace

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I don't think NO one can lie for that long. Not even George from SiendField, ok maybe him. But anyone else? It takes too much effort to live a lie for that long.
 

lady victoria

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UnrealBabe said:
What's your ideal guy?

My last boyfriend, i thought he had it all. the looks, the personality... but the truth was that all that time he was frontin on who he was. i was actually in love with the person he was pretending to be... too bad it took me 2 years to see who he really was.
It's somewhat confusing why it took you two years to work that out about him, its better than spending 12 years and them developing into an arsehole. Then again, better know it now than later I suppose.

My ideal guy, well someone who makes me laugh is a must, they must have a good sense of humour. Another attraction for me is the smart ones..there is nothing unsexier to me as a dumb guy, it’s a real turn off. They must be confident, honest, strong..with a good sense of who they are. That’s the short list.

Its difficult to list all that you find attractive in someone, as its different in everyone you meet, its the difference between loving someone and being friends with them, the trick is when to know the difference. ;)
 

lady victoria

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ChilianFuckFace said:
I don't think NO one can lie for that long. Not even George from SiendField, ok maybe him. But anyone else? It takes too much effort to live a lie for that long.
You would be suprised how some people build a false persona and live it.
 

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lady victoria said:
It's somewhat confusing why it took you two years to work that out about him, its better than spending 12 years and them developing into an arsehole. Then again, better know it now than later I suppose.

My ideal guy, well someone who makes me laugh is a must, they must have a good sense of humour. Another attraction for me is the smart ones..there is nothing unsexier to me as a dumb guy, it’s a real turn off. They must be confident, honest, strong..with a good sense of who they are. That’s the short list.

Its difficult to list all that you find attractive in someone, as its different in everyone you meet, its the difference between loving someone and being friends with them, the trick is when to know the difference. ;)
Wise words Lady Vic. Indeed.
 

Piro

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The Perfect Man

the perfect man is gentle
never cruel or mean
he has a beautifle smile
and keeps his face so clean

the percect man likes children
and will raise them by your side
he will be a good father
as well as a good husband to his bride

the perfect man loves cooking
cleaning and vacuuming too
he'll do anything in his power
to convey his feelings of love on you

the perfect man is sweet
writing poetry from your name
he's a best friend to your mother
and kisses away your pain

he never has made you cry
or hurt you in any way
oh, fuck this stupid poem
the perfect man is gay
 

Tostig

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definitions from the dictionary of Tostig:

Lust-when you see the person as perfect with no discernable faults. synonyms: infatuation

Love-when you see the person as human, with lots of faults, but you like them anyway
 

gurlgonewild

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perfect shmerfect, are you kidding?
there is NO such thing. who's your best fit, match given your choices and opportunities? yah, that i can agree and tell you about.

i believe a lot of women are like me, they'd be happy if their men came
1. well equipped (i know, it's crass but true- sorry guys)
2. grow on them over time
3. have somethings in common with them but not too much.

may sound too simple but we all know what we are unable to accept more readily than what we are. that people are stunned by their choice in mates, over time, turning out to be someone completely different than who they thought they were shows a lack of experience. not to worry though, you are not stupid. everyone has a brain fart every now and then. he was yours!
 

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I don't know.....Ermmm....Someone that listens to good music, takes care of himself and wouldn't mind having a date just watching T.V.
 

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gurlgonewild said:
perfect shmerfect, are you kidding?
there is NO such thing. who's your best fit, match given your choices and opportunities? yah, that i can agree and tell you about.

i believe a lot of women are like me, they'd be happy if their men came
1. well equipped (i know, it's crass but true- sorry guys)
2. grow on them over time
3. have somethings in common with them but not too much.

may sound too simple but we all know what we are unable to accept more readily than what we are. that people are stunned by their choice in mates, over time, turning out to be someone completely different than who they thought they were shows a lack of experience. not to worry though, you are not stupid. everyone has a brain fart every now and then. he was yours!
What do you do when you have kids and get old and 1,3 are out the window. Just hope they grew on you enough? You might want to consider dating a porn star, he would fit all of your requriments. Or a well hung bum, either way you might want add a little to your list.
 
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lady victoria said:
It's somewhat confusing why it took you two years to work that out about him, its better than spending 12 years and them developing into an arsehole. Then again, better know it now than later I suppose.

My ideal guy, well someone who makes me laugh is a must, they must have a good sense of humour. Another attraction for me is the smart ones..there is nothing unsexier to me as a dumb guy, it’s a real turn off. They must be confident, honest, strong..with a good sense of who they are. That’s the short list.

Its difficult to list all that you find attractive in someone, as its different in everyone you meet, its the difference between loving someone and being friends with them, the trick is when to know the difference. ;)
Alright, PLEASE dont think im getting a big head here, but im ALL those things. Im that "funny guy that everyone apparently loves to have at their party". I have self confidence, i definatly know who i am, and what i want out of life.

Why is it so fucking hard for me to find a girl with the same?!??!?!?!?!?!?? They all turn out to be fucking WHORES. :thumbsdn: