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Last day of school prank ideas - Need Help

Descent

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We are doing this for the king of sadistic, insecure, fat-ass, racist-ass, Polish, double cheeseburger downing teachers known as Mr. Sydlansky.

I do not have the time to post everything about him here (He's that bad!), so I will give you the essentials.

-His voice is so raspy, it could give a Screech Owl a boner.

-He's fat to the point where when he sits down a flab of FAT covers his cock.

-He wears the same red sweater and cheesy khaki's to class, EVERY DAY OF THE YEAR!

-He said to a black student regarding his outfit: "WHY HELLO BRANDON! YOU'RE LOOKING VERY COLORED TODAY!"

-He's fat to the point where he takes the elevator up every morning, and we have actually coined the term "Pollock Watch" where the whole class badmouths him while a few of us stand guard WHILE INSULTING HIM, waiting for Moby Dick himself to emerge from the depths of the elevator.

-He keeps the class in line by sending students to Mr. McKambly, the nicest, greatest Dean of Students ever who has never punished a student in his career - no joke. He feels that by kicking a student out of class punishment free repeatedly - he will only be punished once instead of multiple times so there will be less of a chance of rebellion.

-He constantly parades around the superiority of Christianity, Bush, and the Apple Macintosh.

-Did I mention he's racist?

-He holds me unaccountable for any of my actions, clearly because I'm autistic. As he's said to the class, "Ya see guys, James has a problem, RIGHT?!"

Then he has the nerve to tell me he has compassion for me because his youngest daughter is "special" (Eugenics, anyone?)

-Lies to students contantly, i.e. "YA KNOW WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU'RE INSUBORDINATE IN THE ARMY, RIGHT?! YA GET SHOT!"

-Constantly punctuates every major point with RIGHT?! and YA MIGHT WANNA WRITE THIS DOWN! (Super loud yell).

-For some bizzare reason, his students and I have discovered that the Snowy Owl looks just like him with it's eyes closed and mouth open, courtesy of 4Chan.

So far, we have these prank ideas:

-Confirmed: Walk in with custom T-Shirts that are insulting and defamatory, concealed under a lightweight windbreaker jacket that is flashed in unison, courtesy of my watches alarm clock.

Mine will personally have a picture of him and a bowling ball side by side, with text underneath that says "Seperated at birth?"

Adam's will just say, "Sydlansky," with the text "HOLY SHIT"
below his name.

-Confirmed: Walk in with a 1-Gallon jug of fruit punch, and drink it the whole period, because he always says "NO DRINKING IN THE LABOROTORY!"

-Uncomfirmed: Put Viagra in his coffee. It would be funny to see him waddle around all day with a boner. You couldn't see it when he's sitting, because it was just push the "Cock Flab" out. Unfortunately, he also has diabetes and I'm not out to kill anyone with a deadly cocktail of drugs, so I am personally against this.



This guy has seriously ruined our fucking year, and we want revenge! Post your submissions now!
 

polaris_nine

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Have someone send for him during class, and as soon as he leaves the classroom, everyone just leave, out the window, down the hall, whatever. When he comes back, he wont know what the hell happened.

and dont come back...
 
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You should saran-wrap his car. Get two kids to skip class, and saran-wrap the fuck out of it. We did this to a teacher on April fools. It was really halarious - because after a couple layers of saran-wrap over the door, it's really hard to get open..
Oh yeah - I don't think that putting viagra in his coffe will hurt him - sheesh! That's the best prank I ever heard!
 

Billybob

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Descent said:
-Confirmed: Walk in with a 1-Gallon jug of fruit punch, and drink it the whole period, because he always says "NO DRINKING IN THE LABOROTORY!"
You're thinking too shallow, my man. Get a 5 gallon container filled with some dark liquid, and one filled with some other color, preferbally pink. Coffee or soda, really anything will do fine. carry it in before school and hide it secretly. have the teacher get called out of class (I would suggest flowers). Have all the kids take clear glasses and fill them while he is gone. This will probally annoy him. If it dosent, have some of the kids switch to pink when he is distracted. Not only will hw be annoyed, he will be confused.

Another fun thing to do to really get on his nerves is to leave one of those sample packs for stacker on his chair, with a letter from another teacher, giving him a "friendly tip" adding a phone number to "get some" is always fun.
 

MaxPower

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Here's one I did, but you'll need a garbage bag full of fish. I happened to be at league with a guy who's dad was a fisherman, so this was not an issue. Flounder are great because they're flat and slip easily into a lot of places.

Get some dead fish and hide them in every crack and crevice you can find.
-In lockers
-behind lockers
-in the heating ducts
-up in the drop ceiling tiles.
-you get the idea.

The summer school classes will love you for it.
 

Jung

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Hack into the school's Gibson and turn the sprinklers on.
 

Dave666

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I know this is realy old but put a shitload of tacks in his chair(try to poke them into the cloth so he won't see them), or just start yelling out"shut up you fat fuck" that will piss of any fat person. Trust me on that i would know. Good luck.
 

bombchu

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Just throw in a couple fart bombs for whatever you're planning.
Those work wonders.
 
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I think you should plan a walkout of the whole class - just convinve everyone to get up and leave... no reason at all :)

... or ...

Take a nasty gay porn magazine and put it in an envelope forged to look like "the real thing". Put it in another teacher's mailbox partially poen, with your teacher's name on it. Make sure the teacher's mailbox you plant "Mr. Sydlansky's Mail" in is really loud-mouthed and will tell all the other teachers about the mail he/she received accidentally... It'll totally fuck up the asshole's rep and he'll look like a tard.
 

I Hate The FCC

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Geht a nazi flag and hang it over his desk. Have the American flag stomped on and torn, and put it on the floor. When he comes in the room give him a nazi salute. Put this on his wall.
:thumbsup:
 

Fire_ze_Missles

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Get into the school early, and unleash a horde of crickets into his room.

Ahh, that one was what my buddy and I did to our Senior English teacher. :D
 

Zoso

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break into the school and let in 4 cows... dye the numbers 1, 2, 3, and 5 on them. they will spend the rest of the day trying to find the fourth cow. this works best in a big school.
 

Fire_ze_Missles

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Zoso said:
break into the school and let in 4 cows... dye the numbers 1, 2, 3, and 5 on them. they will spend the rest of the day trying to find the fourth cow. this works best in a big school.

It might be hard to wrestle up four cows, but that is an amazing idea. :thumbsup:
 

Brain Spout

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last year and this year again the students steal the license plate of the vice principla everyone hates Ms. Brown. which is funny because her license plate last year was Ms Diva, and this year it is Diva2004. hilaireous. bleach in the gas tank. when he leaves the room find a way to lock him out or barricade the door. even if it is the strongest guy holding hte door shut.
 

polaris_nine

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Jessica43999 said:
I think you should plan a walkout of the whole class - just convinve everyone to get up and leave... no reason at all :)

Or, you know, basically just what I said...
:mad:
 
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if your school has a two storys, lead the cow upstairs.

since he is fat. turn every deak towards the back of the room, good if you have him last period. Also if you have him in the middle of the day, put a sing on the door say ' Go to the library '. One more thing, everyone raise their hand, and ask very personal or random question that take a long time to answer.

"So hows your sex life?"
"Can you please explain the difference between a calcium and krypton atoms?"
"When is the last time you got laid"
"Are you married?"
"Have kids?"
"Would you have sex with a dog, if it was the last thing on earth?"
"You look like a screech owl.... are yall related?"
etc
 

WTFNation

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Pranks

Here's a couple that were done at my school many many years ago...

The upstairs corridor was a single hall with about 10 or 15 classrooms in it; a rather narrow hallway in fact. It was accessible by three doorways at the top of three sets of stairs. The doorways were the double-door type that you pull to open. No latches or anything to push, just an aluminum handle. So, some kids got some nice big bicycle "U" locks and after everyone was in class, they slipped out and locked them shut. When period was over, CHAOS!!!

Note: Just be careful on this one, because it's probably VERY illegal and DEFINATELY against the fire code!!!

Also, in said upstairs corridor, one of the best pranks (that even the teachers laughed at) was pulled. Some kids jumped the fence at the local McDonalds' outdoor play area in the middle of the night and stole every last ball in the ball area, stuffing them into huge garbage bags. In the middle of the period they dumped them all in the hallway upstairs, balls everywhere, woohoo!!

Another good one, they stold a giant (25' high) inflatable store display (a Tiger mascot for OK Tires), and put it on the roof. Other things on the roof I've seen: Pumpkins, a car.

I just remembered one more. There was an experimental hemp plantation in a neighbouring community. These are genetically modified pot plants that produce just the hemp, no buds :( But they look EXACTLY like real marijuana plants. So, some kids drove their pickup up to the field and stole a bunch of plants, and the next morning the whole exterior of the school was 'decorated' with lovely pot plants, including a mini grow-op display on the football field.

Ahhh memories...

Cheers,

WTFN
 

Billybob

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Zoso said:
break into the school and let in 4 cows... dye the numbers 1, 2, 3, and 5 on them. they will spend the rest of the day trying to find the fourth cow. this works best in a big school.
or you could use chickens. It'll solve the size issuse, and there so much fun to chase.
 

Zoso

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billybob13 said:
or you could use chickens. It'll solve the size issuse, and there so much fun to chase.

LOL! awesome. but good luck trying to number chickens. guess you could attatch a tag to their feet or something.
 

Billybob

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Zoso said:
LOL! awesome. but good luck trying to number chickens. guess you could attatch a tag to their feet or something.
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