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Scooter

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I'm pushing the salmonella envelope. My chicken stinks a little. As long as I cook it good, it should be fine.
 

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I'm pushing the salmonella envelope. My chicken stinks a little. As long as I cook it good, it should be fine.
After you're done grilling it, throw it in the microwave for another 30 seconds just to be sure...
 

Scooter

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Stinky chicken isn't a good sign. Did it make you sick?
Nah, I'm fine. Rinsed it in cold water and cut the back off for a spatchcock. Quicker and more even cooking. It was at 180 degrees when I pulled it from the oven.

I had stinky farts this morning but I think they were due to beer and bourbon. Do I win?
 

ThisIsBananas

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I had stinky farts this morning but I think they were due to beer and bourbon.
This morning I ate some leftover pizza that had been sitting in the refrigerator for a few days. Went to work and started feeling bad after an hour. My body wanted to shut down and I just wanted to go to break. During break time I sat down and started feeling sick, like I had to shit and puke at the same time. My stomach was hurting and I started profusely sweating. Eventually I let out a silent burp and fart, and felt mostly better. The rest of the day I ended up feeling fine. What the hell? No more leftover pizza for me.