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Stardust

How am I still alive
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It’s 4am, Hilde woke me up and I had to go outside with her. Theres complete darkness outside, our forehead torch is almost out of batteries and I am paranoid as fuck. Had this primal feeling of fear, couldn’t shake it. Somehow I started thinking about human/owl hybrids. Wolves? Owl/human hybrids? Ghost? Irrational fear?

So anyways I win
 

YogurtExplosion

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It’s 4am, Hilde woke me up and I had to go outside with her. Theres complete darkness outside, our forehead torch is almost out of batteries and I am paranoid as fuck. Had this primal feeling of fear, couldn’t shake it. Somehow I started thinking about human/owl hybrids. Wolves? Owl/human hybrids? Ghost? Irrational fear?

So anyways I win
I don't understand why Europeans call flashlights "torches". I don't understand why adults still believe in monsters. I just understood that the Euro is named after Europe as I type this. I win?