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leprechaun

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A guy walked into a bathroom and started pissing He looked over
and saw a really little man taking a piss. The guy looked over
at him and said, "Hello." The little man said, "Hi, I'm a
leprechaun!" The guy was amazed. The leprechaun said "I like
you. I am going to grant you 3 wishes."

The guy was skeptical but he decided to go along with it. The
guy said, "Okay, I want a big house." The leprechaun said, "When
you return home, you will have a huge mansion!"

The guy said, "And then I want a beautiful woman for my own."
The leprechaun said, "I will give you a woman so wonderful you
will never look at anyone else."

The guy didn't know what to wish for 3rd. He looked over and saw
the size of this leprechaun's dick. It was huge. He said "Okay,
my third wish is to have a big dick as big as yours." The
leprechaun said, "I'll give it to you if you let me screw you up
the butt." The guy didn't want to, but he really wanted a big
dick. So the two were tearing it up! Then the leprechaun said, "How old are you?." "32 years old" replied the guy. Then the leprechaun said "sheesh your 32 years old and you still believe in leprechauns".
 

skylinec

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That was pretty good.