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Warning: if you are underage...or immature [96% posters here(imo)]...try and post along with topic
Ok..time to lay out on the table...Where/what has been the kinkiset ...hottest....lucious...amazing sex..youve ever had....?

-Im pretty new to the whole being sexual scene...so the craziest was with my ex gf....we parked at some random driveway...with ppl in the house....fogged up the windows...and bailed....right as we pulled out of the drive way..someone inside turned the lights on outside....kind of a rush...
 
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mariusthegreat said:
Warning: if you are underage...or immature [96% posters here(imo)]...try and post along with topic
Ok..time to lay out on the table...Where/what has been the kinkiset ...hottest....lucious...amazing sex..youve ever had....?

-Im pretty new to the whole being sexual scene...so the craziest was with my ex gf....we parked at some random driveway...with ppl in the house....fogged up the windows...and bailed....right as we pulled out of the drive way..someone inside turned the lights on outside....kind of a rush...
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:p ok thats sick but i hve one better
at a elementry park during school (after little kids play time) and the shchool leason came out and asked us what we were doing (this is after we got dressed) and said hangin out ;)
 
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the most amazing sex I ever had was with this one guy named Ben... We did it on the beach on a surfboard... In broad daylight... it was great rough and well just great all together... i ve done it in the pool too... thats always exciting... but lets see the kinkiest..hmm...that would have to have been... when we did it in the ice cream shop((this guys work place)) we did it in the freezer... that was great...real cold but still so much fun... we had ice cream all over the place... PM me for details on that one...;)
 
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Halfpintrocker said:
the most amazing sex I ever had was with this one guy named Ben... We did it on the beach on a surfboard... In broad daylight... it was great rough and well just great all together... i ve done it in the pool too... thats always exciting... but lets see the kinkiest..hmm...that would have to have been... when we did it in the ice cream shop((this guys work place)) we did it in the freezer... that was great...real cold but still so much fun... we had ice cream all over the place... PM me for details on that one...;)
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I'll never look at cookies and cream the same way again.
 
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...well...since I'm a big fat lesbian...I don't do kinky stuff..WHAT?!! Everything we do is pretty much kinky, but the weirdest place I have done it in isn't very kinky... Its the best when it's a surprise...*omg...my pants have been ripped off..what's going on?* I like it in the shower..which reminds me..we did it in the shower at a public pool...
 
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mariusthegreat said:
Warning: if you are underage...or immature [96% posters here(imo)]...try and post along with topic
Ok..time to lay out on the table...Where/what has been the kinkiset ...hottest....lucious...amazing sex..youve ever had....?

-Im pretty new to the whole being sexual scene...so the craziest was with my ex gf....we parked at some random driveway...with ppl in the house....fogged up the windows...and bailed....right as we pulled out of the drive way..someone inside turned the lights on outside....kind of a rush...
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I dont think you are old enough to know.
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The best sex I've ever had?

My left hand.

The kinkiest?

Masturbating to gay porn, to see if it was my thing (it wasn't).
 
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Hey

Just wanted to say that that was funny. Anyways...i'm new here i just registered and i wanted to know if u can help me out with some things on this site cuz it seems real cool. If you are willing to help me u can email me at [email protected].
 
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jstager said:
The best sex I've ever had?

My left hand.

The kinkiest?

Masturbating to gay porn, to see if it was my thing (it wasn't).
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HaHaHa Rollingonthefuckingfloorlaughingmyassoff.
 
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i did it in prospect park on a rock behind a tree in the middle of the afternoon. we were almost done when a dude walked by stopped and stared. my man tolk him(he was on top) that if he didnt keep moving he would beat the shit out of him for being rude. and that if he had to pull out and not get the chance to nut that hewould cut his face. dammm my man is violent . i guess thats why hes such a trun on and that day the sex was the best.
 
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Punk Ass said:
i did it in prospect park on a rock behind a tree in the middle of the afternoon. we were almost done when a dude walked by stopped and stared. my man tolk him(he was on top) that if he didnt keep moving he would beat the shit out of him for being rude. and that if he had to pull out and not get the chance to nut that hewould cut his face. dammm my man is violent . i guess thats why hes such a trun on and that day the sex was the best.
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damn, what a punk! i would have kicked half the teeth out of your boys mouth before he even got his dick out of you if he threatened me like that.
 
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Punk Ass said:
i did it in prospect park on a rock behind a tree in the middle of the afternoon. we were almost done when a dude walked by stopped and stared. my man tolk him(he was on top) that if he didnt keep moving he would beat the shit out of him for being rude. and that if he had to pull out and not get the chance to nut that hewould cut his face. dammm my man is violent . i guess thats why hes such a trun on and that day the sex was the best.
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I have a prospect park in my city. Downtown Redlands..Just a coincidance?
 
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Ex GF wanted to fuck in her parents room while they were gone and I WARNED her...But Hey when she started playin with herself in front of me "Whats a guy to do" so we're gettin it on and right before I blew ,she jumped off, jerked it and BAM!! all over her parents bed.....The funny thing is, about 2 min later mom and pop came home, so she did'nt have time to clean the comforter.

Then she said "Your parents room next", which I replied "HELL NO"..
 
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MaxPower said:
I'll never look at cookies and cream the same way again.
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LMAO!!!

*has yet to have sexual intercourse*, but I'm a geek so i have an excuse =/

Yeah now I think about it the best sex I guess I've has is my right hand :(
 
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oh yeah.....the best sex ive ever had has to be......on a bed? like regular people? hey! we dont all live in some fantasy world, ok?!?!?!
 
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