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Let's write an emo song

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Noob

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I will never get that girl
Because I'm too indie and emo
For her.

Now finish.

(Heh, in all of my time here at wtf.com I never seen a thread bashing emo)
 
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My life sucks
Because my teacher yelled at me
In high school.
 
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Fuck my life sucks!
I want to die!
Omg, everything is lame. I hate myself.
 
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I'm so fat.
I'm so ugly.
Please hug me.
Please love me.
I'm dying.
 
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There's nothing for me.
I'm nothing.
This is nothing.
Nothing.
 

screwy

BIG BLACK DICKS
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Your eyes are like a thorn in my spirit
LMAO I CUUT MYSELF LIeK LOL!
It was a night to remember
ROffle u n00b!1
 

Noob

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I post in my livejournal
About how my life sucks
Like a hoover
I cut myself and then I post a flashy picture that switches slides
about it.
 
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Fuckin shit my name is Cuddles, and I hate my life.
I take pills.
I play with guns.
I'm gonna kill myself and someone else.
I'm gonna show you my boobs.
And cut them.
Life is so bad.
 

Noob

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HavokChylde said:
Fuckin shit my name is Cuddles, and I hate my life.
I take pills.
I play with guns.
I'm gonna kill myself and someone else.
I'm gonna show you my boobs.
And cut them.
Life is so bad.
:rotflmao:
 
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I cut myself today.
I bled.
I didn't have to cut deep
Cause my skin is so damn thin and pale
<insert really really fucking crappy one bar chord guitar riff>
<repeat those four lines about 6 times and you have your emo song :thumbsup:>
 
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(Follow with Horrible Riff)
(Repeat same horrible Riff through rest of song)
 
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Don't kill the emo, let the emo kill themselves.
 

Noob

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I took a shit in the woods
Red ants crawled up my ass
I jumped but then I realized I started to like it

BECAUSEEEEEEEEE IM EMO
 

Fire_ze_Missles

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Don't make fun of emo-kids... it might come back to haunt you in a song. :happysad:
 

Noob

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Fire_ze_Missles said:
Don't make fun of emo-kids... it might come back to haunt you in a song. :happysad:
sOME GUY

MADE FUN OF ME

ON THE INTERNET

SO NOW I PLAY

SHITTY RIFFS ON GUITAR

AND WEAR EYELINER

CUT MY WRISTS!!
 
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