Lick my balls...
- Thread starter chaos731
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DIZNUTS said:umm i cant seem to find your balls.....and no problem ill tickle your ass with a pickle.....but the question remains...will u give me a nickle?
I don't have a nickel for your tickle, but I'll ask Don Rickles...
...in hell !!!
Cheers, all...
Oh, here's a little haiku for your reading pleasure:
New to the forum
I'm really glad to be here
Now go fuck yourselves
(ah...so)
DIZNUTS said:chaos731 said:I don't have a nickel for your tickle, but I'll ask Don Rickles..
aww sniff sniff
thanks
p.s. i just found something that resambles two tic tacs and half a tooth pic.....i found that in chaos' genital area
Aw, go take your Irish Curse and bugger a gnat with it...
Seriously...hope everyone is doing well this fine, fine day...
(subtle notes of sarcasm notwithstanding)
chaos731 said:DIZNUTS said:im not Irish you fuckin mofochaos731 said:I don't have a nickel for your tickle, but I'll ask Don Rickles..
Aw, go take your Irish Curse and bugger a gnat with it...
Seriously...hope everyone is doing well this fine, fine day...
(subtle notes of sarcasm notwithstanding)
i think i will enjoy your presence here at WTF.com
no go try brainwashmonkey's cookies
DIZNUTS said:chaos731 said:DIZNUTS said:im not Irish you fuckin mofo
i think i will enjoy your presence here at WTF.com
no go try brainwashmonkey's cookies
Hey! "Go try brainwashmonkey's cookies" rhymes with "I hope you slide under a fuel truck, explode, and taste your own blood!"
Woo hoo! The poetry continues...
But you wouldn't be goin' all Oscar Wilde on me, now would you?
DIZNUTS said:chaos731 said:DIZNUTS said:been there done that.....but you man o man do u suck.....and swallow too.......you are sooo hopeless that it wont even be worth talkin shit on u in B&T...
Nice...phase two...already going for the fellatio humor. Very nice.
Oh, and have a good day.
Here's a crap haiku
it's from me to you
whenever you're feeling blue
you know what to do
Post count must go up
to play the games in arcade
hence I post this shit
it's from me to you
whenever you're feeling blue
you know what to do
Post count must go up
to play the games in arcade
hence I post this shit
Forgot to add a limerick
Cause sitting at work boring me sick
Bout time I learnt a new trick
Rhyming all day like a prick:
There once was a bored employee
Who went for a walk to pee
While taking a shit
he said "Ah that's it!"
What's on wtf.com to see?
Cause sitting at work boring me sick
Bout time I learnt a new trick
Rhyming all day like a prick:
There once was a bored employee
Who went for a walk to pee
While taking a shit
he said "Ah that's it!"
What's on wtf.com to see?
Locust2000 said:Forgot to add a limerick
Cause sitting at work boring me sick
Bout time I learnt a new trick
Rhyming all day like a prick:
There once was a bored employee
Who went for a walk to pee
While taking a shit
he said "Ah that's it!"
What's on wtf.com to see?
Hahahahaha...
That's truly fucking amazing, dude...
How did you ever teach your asshole to speak so eloquently?
Here's a limerick for you:
There was a poster named Locust
He drank too much to focus
He posted some crap
then went *fap*fap*fap*
'Cuz...erm...holy shit it's hard to rhyme with "Locust"...
Just jabbin' ya, dude...
Thanks for the welcome's, all...
Now go fuck yourselves.
Thanks Chaos for your review
I take it you have nothing to do?
Since your rhyming is slack
Try taking up crack
Then you'll have all the time to improve!
I have no idea why i'm in rhyming mode today...
I take it you have nothing to do?
Since your rhyming is slack
Try taking up crack
Then you'll have all the time to improve!
I have no idea why i'm in rhyming mode today...
www.igra.com for your poem submissions.
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