Lick my balls...

BrIONwoshMunky

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chaos731 said:
...and then give my arse a tickle!

Glad to be here, folks.

Now go fuck yourselves.

Cheers!

Would you like a cookie? :cookie:

How about some candy?

Welcome, now go fuck a grizzly bear... in the ass... dry. :thumbsup:
 

Descent

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DIZNUTS said:
they say men are from mars
and women are from venus
i have an obsession with
easy women and fast cars
and i like to stroke my penis

HAHAHAHA! Best poem ever!
 

chaos731

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brainwashmonkey said:
Would you like a cookie? :cookie:

How about some candy?

Welcome, now go fuck a grizzly bear... in the ass... dry. :thumbsup:

Hey...

So how would one go about actually getting in touch with your grandmother, then?

And come on, you don't have to tell us all about your deepest darkest fantasies...

and thanks for the welcome, you donkey raping shit eater
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tell your grandmother to STOP CALLING ME!!! Cuz I KNOW its her calling and breathing all heavy and drooly like she has some exotic lung disease.
 

chaos731

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Jarilith said:
tell your grandmother to STOP CALLING ME!!! Cuz I KNOW its her calling and breathing all heavy and drooly like she has some exotic lung disease.


Well ho-leeeee sheeeit, Jarilith...did you just fucking coattail on my fucking post? Did you, or did you not just fucking coattail on my goddamned motherfucking post???
Did you?!?


Aaarrrrrgh.

Seriously...that's cool.

Howdy, cockweasel.
 
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DIZNUTS said:
here is my corny haiku

they say men are from mars
and women are from venus
i have an obsession with
easy women and fast cars
and i like to stroke my penis
Well...it WOULD be a haiku if it was 3 lines long and had 5 syllables in the 1st and 3rd lines and 7 syllables in the 2nd line.
 

chaos731

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deus_ex_machina said:
Well...it WOULD be a haiku if it was 3 lines long and had 5 syllables in the 1st and 3rd lines and 7 syllables in the 2nd line.


(slaps forehead)...

Thank you, Seargent Self Fucking Evident!

:thumbsup:

Here's an example:

Deus posts things that
may seem to be relevant
But are obvious

:thumbsup: