chaos731 said:...and then give my arse a tickle!
Glad to be here, folks.
Now go fuck yourselves.
Cheers!
Would you like a cookie?

How about some candy?
Welcome, now go fuck a grizzly bear... in the ass... dry.
chaos731 said:...and then give my arse a tickle!
Glad to be here, folks.
Now go fuck yourselves.
Cheers!
DIZNUTS said:they say men are from mars
and women are from venus
i have an obsession with
easy women and fast cars
and i like to stroke my penis
yea give him the candy BMWbrainwashmonkey said:Would you like a cookie?
How about some candy?
Welcome, now go fuck a grizzly bear... in the ass... dry.![]()
Descent said:HAHAHAHA! Best poem ever!
brainwashmonkey said:Would you like a cookie?
How about some candy?
Welcome, now go fuck a grizzly bear... in the ass... dry.![]()
Jarilith said:tell your grandmother to STOP CALLING ME!!! Cuz I KNOW its her calling and breathing all heavy and drooly like she has some exotic lung disease.
Well...it WOULD be a haiku if it was 3 lines long and had 5 syllables in the 1st and 3rd lines and 7 syllables in the 2nd line.DIZNUTS said:here is my corny haiku
they say men are from mars
and women are from venus
i have an obsession with
easy women and fast cars
and i like to stroke my penis
deus_ex_machina said:Well...it WOULD be a haiku if it was 3 lines long and had 5 syllables in the 1st and 3rd lines and 7 syllables in the 2nd line.