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Licorice Icecream

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UberSkippy

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Fact: Black Licorice Ice Cream from Cold Stone Creameries turns your shit bright damn green.
 
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Repped for the inadvertent Kids In The Hall reference. It's a fact: I've watched far too much Kids In The Hall.
 

LiberatioN

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I wouldn't put shit in my just to see how it evolves into shittier shit.
 

UberSkippy

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Hey, I like the ice cream. Green shit is just a cool side effect. Sort of.
 

Jung

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Just the thought of that makes me sick.
 

Darklight

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black licorice ice cream? um ew... find me something that gives me purple shit and I'll eat it tho! that would rock..
 

BklynCannonball

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One time at camp....

I ate so many green apples that I shat green. It was the first time I ever shat green and it freaked me out. I was very young at the time.
 

meh_it_all

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Damn, how many apples did you eat?!
 

BklynCannonball

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That's the weird part. I didn't think it was that many. We had gone hiking and there was a green apple tree and they were small. Green poop! It's magic.
 

BklynCannonball

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Look, I was like fuckin' 8 years old or something. I was at camp. There's no fucking way I had too much iron in my diet. It was the goddamn apples alright! Don't question me.

It was a very traumatizing experience.

My second traumatizing poop experience was the first time I ate beats. I thought I was hemmoraging.
 

meh_it_all

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Awww, Bkly, I feel for you. You must a been scared.
 

magnolia

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Darklight said:
black licorice ice cream? um ew... find me something that gives me purple shit and I'll eat it tho! that would rock..
I can tell you how to get blue shit. One of two things; Blues Clues Push up pops, or silly string. (I know the second one cuz my puppy ate some.)

If you want bright green shit, eat green coolaid mix.

The things you learn working at a daycare. :lol:
 

TheMikie

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11 years later.. I had to google this because I shat green today too and I'm like wtf I didint eat fruit loops.. sure enough it was black licorice ice cream!
 

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Holy shit! Nobody gives a dead shit about your green shit! Necroshitter!
 

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Awww, I was hoping it was a minor miracle that Uber and MehItAll returned.

Le Sigh.
 

Jane Deere

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Yeah I stopped dead in my tracks for a second. There's a whole lot of necroposting going on lately.
 
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