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Lie-Clocks!

ChilianFuckFace

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A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
St.Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock.
Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh,"said the man, "whose clock is that?"

"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never
moved, indicating that she never told a lie."

"Incredible,"said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"

St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved
twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entirelife."

"Where's Bush's clock?" asked the man.

"Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."

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:D

That's fucking original!
 

skully

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ChilianFuckFace said:
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
St.Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock.
Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh,"said the man, "whose clock is that?"

"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never
moved, indicating that she never told a lie."

"Incredible,"said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"

St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved
twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entirelife."

"Where's Bush's clock?" asked the man.

"Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."

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:D

That's fucking original!
actually, ive heard that joke before, but only it wasnt bush i think it was clinton or sumthin.
but still funny as hell :thumbsup:
 
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ChilianFuckFace said:
That's fucking original!
I hate to burst your bubble bro, but that has been told in so many different ways it's ridiculous.

You can use your friends, other celebrities, etc.


Same thing goes for this joke :

Me, CFF, and TB were cruisin down the road, when we notice this cow stuck in the fence.

I think outloud to the guys "Man, I wish that was a woman."

CFF thinks outloud to me and TB and says "Man, I sure wish that was a woman too."

TB thinks outloud to me and CFF and says, "Man, I sure wish it was dark."


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dum dum tsssss!
 

ChilianFuckFace

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FUCK! I guess I have been living in another world. Never heard it before. :eek:

But thank you for bringing me back to reality. :D
 
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ChilianFuckFace said:
FUCK! I guess I have been living in another world. Never heard it before. :eek:

But thank you for bringing me back to reality. :D

Welcome back.:thumbsup: