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Life Doesn't suck

Sod

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If you think life sucks, then your a cod slapper that should go kill themselves. that is all
 

Descent

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Life sucks until you masturbate. That's when things get saucy!
 

Descent

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Awww...

Come here, and I will hold your penis against my penis and I will jack us off in unison.
 

Sod

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this will require 3 hands, let me help
 

Descent

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No, it doesn't!

Mutual Masturbation Diagram!

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Key:

( or ) = Finger/Thumb

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See? You can do two penises with one hand!
 

Sod

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lets just say, i'm black in the pants
 

dustinzgirl

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Life sucks when teeny age boys mentality posters discuss their choads. that is all.











ps

i am sorry i read this thread.
 
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I killed myself once... but some unseen power brought me back to this miserable planet to suffer.

dammit, I liked living on saturn :)
 

ChilianFuckFace

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Unforgiven said:
I killed myself once...
And if at first you don’t succeed
Then dust yourself off and try again
You can dust it off and try again, try again and again...
 
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ChilianFuckFace said:
And if at first you don’t succeed
Then dust yourself off and try again
You can dust it off and try again, try again and again...
if at first you don't succeed, give up so you don't look like an idiot more than once.
 

Pepto Bismol21

We Are The Virus Of Life.
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Face it, Life sucks

Life isn't good. For all those who think that life is "good". Well I have one message for you fuckers. "Go eat out the maggots from your mothers Vagina."

Why I put this? I have no idea. So go die.
 

ChilianFuckFace

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Unforgiven said:
if at first you don't succeed, give up so you don't look like an idiot more than once.
That is a good way of looking at things. But if you try to kill yourself when no one is around. Then you won't look like an idiot if it doesn't work.
 

_Kitana_

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This is Pointless.

Retard and stupid. Sod Stop fucking spamming the boards
 

ChilianFuckFace

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_Kitana_ said:
This is Pointless.

Retard and stupid. Sod Stop fucking spamming the boards
I am starting to like you more and more Kitana!