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Everything i do i do it wrong. I have no real fucking friends and i have never kissed a girl before and i m allread a fucking 15 years old. I dont have a fucking nice body . Im a fucking skinny boy. Ifucking hate being myself as a fucking luser. :mad: :mad:
 

Descent

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I'm in the exact same position as you, except I have a few real friends. I have never kissed a girl, but I have a solution that works for me:

Free porn.

It really makes you feel better. What I would suggest you do is to stop caring about sex at this age, everyone eventually gets laid, and not necessarily by a hooker. Your life will kick ass once you get out of high school. If you are a loser now, you are not forever, regardless of what the school environment dictates to you. There are much finer things in life.

I do not think you are a loser, by the way.

Oh, and just so you know, I have never had sex, but I am really sure I would prefer masturbation. You get to pick and choose that way...I've talked to my friends who have had sex, and they all say it is highly overrated. It's not really that fun, it's not really that different, and it's not as wonderful as society says it is. Relax, life is not all about sex.

In short, have fun with your porn surfing days before you get married.

As to the friends part? All you have to do is use the internet. We at WTF.COM are always here for you. You could also try going to forums where people who have similar interests as you hang out. You can meet lots of people there. If you play online games, make a clan, that is a good way to meet people.

All of this will come with time. I am in your position and I use alternative methods to make friends.
 

mariusthegreat

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welcome n00b.... :mfinger:
now that thats outta the way....you should really look into building your self esteem...youre only 15...if you start lifting weights....learning the art of charm....how to impress chicks with superior intelligence...uhm....how to kick some ass....that will defenitely help you later ...trust me man...ive been there and it sux....just try to hang on for now...it only gets better as you get older and have more freedom to do whatever the fuck you wanna do....peace...
 

Skitch0o0

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Focus28 said:
Everything i do i do it wrong. I have no real fucking friends and i have never kissed a girl before and i m allread a fucking 15 years old. I dont have a fucking nice body . Im a fucking skinny boy. Ifucking hate being myself as a fucking luser. :mad: :mad:
Then stop.
 
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jstager said:
I'm in the exact same position as you, except I have a few real friends. I have never kissed a girl, but I have a solution that works for me:

Free porn.

It really makes you feel better. What I would suggest you do is to stop caring about sex at this age, everyone eventually gets laid, and not necessarily by a hooker. Your life will kick ass once you get out of high school. If you are a loser now, you are not forever, regardless of what the school environment dictates to you. There are much finer things in life.

I do not think you are a loser, by the way.

Oh, and just so you know, I have never had sex, but I am really sure I would prefer masturbation. You get to pick and choose that way...I've talked to my friends who have had sex, and they all say it is highly overrated. It's not really that fun, it's not really that different, and it's not as wonderful as society says it is. Relax, life is not all about sex.

In short, have fun with your porn surfing days before you get married.

As to the friends part? All you have to do is use the internet. We at WTF.COM are always here for you. You could also try going to forums where people who have similar interests as you hang out. You can meet lots of people there. If you play online games, make a clan, that is a good way to meet people.

All of this will come with time. I am in your position and I use alternative methods to make friends.

Thank you for understanding.
 

mariusthegreat

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jstager said:
I've talked to my friends who have had sex, and they all say it is highly overrated. It's not really that fun, it's not really that different, and it's not as wonderful as society says it is. Relax, life is not all about sex.
uhm..man you must have some fucked up friends.....
the thing about sex is that its only really good after youve had it a while....once you start doing it...you cant go 2..to 3 days without it....the only way to get around that is beating off....its one of the best things in life....but its only way better when youre doing it with someone you love....i mean that in an emotional way....
 
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welcome to the loser club, kid... i'm the leader. i have very few friends... people look at me and run away cause of my height... never had a g/f... never even hugged a girl... and i'm 19. oh yes... and i'm a skinny little fucktard. i'm the prime example of a loser.

sign the dotted line if you wish to join the club:

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that'll be all :p
 

FUBAR

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im in about the same boat as you and unforgiven, and i turn 18 tomorrow, welcome to the bitchworld
 
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Skitch0o0 said:
Nah, you just sound kinda like my friend Mali. He gets pissed if you call him Lurch.
haha. i used to be like that. i used to get mad a lot and hit people.
 

Icarus

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Just be yourself :thumbsup:

Seriously. If you can get past being nervous with girls, you're home free. I'm quite the lady's man...

Alright, that may not have been serious, but it was partially true. I'm not a player, but I'm not nearly as shy as I used to be around girls, and I'm glad that I can actually be myself and still be attractive (I always could be, I just didn't know it).
 
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skinny boys are hot, you should try to have confidence, even though it is hard.
alot of people havent had theyre first kiss at 15, i havent.
im part of the offical loser club as well, its really not so bad. you can make alot of friends being a loser if you try, because theres alot of us out there. lol.
 
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loser said:
skinny boys are hot, you should try to have confidence, even though it is hard.
alot of people havent had theyre first kiss at 15, i havent.
im part of the offical loser club as well, its really not so bad. you can make alot of friends being a loser if you try, because theres alot of us out there. lol.
i try have confidence... but it's kind of hard when your nickname in school was worm cause you were tall and skinny.
 

morelos

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at least you were tall :p

of course, i'm short, hairy, ugly, and get laid many times daily (in the past it was frequently by different women on the same day), so maybe it's not all about looks.

HOWEVER, i can honestly say that while i was HAVING sex, i didn't truly appreciate it for how different it was from masturbation until i got over myself "yeah i'm great blah blah blah." once that started going away i started seeing it as a very special bonding ritual between my partner and myself. oh, that was the same time i decided to stop cheating (which was, at the time, my biggest ego stroke.. talk about thrilling).

~ dan ~
 

MaxPower

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Originally Posted by loser
skinny boys are hot, you should try to have confidence, even though it is hard.
alot of people havent had theyre first kiss at 15, i havent.
im part of the offical loser club as well, its really not so bad. you can make alot of friends being a loser if you try, because theres alot of us out there. lol.

Unforgiven said:
i try have confidence... but it's kind of hard when your nickname in school was worm cause you were tall and skinny.
D00d Go for it!
 

morelos

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yeah dude.. 'worm' is a name whose reputation just BEGS to be changed :p

~ dan ~
 
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morelos said:
at least you were tall :p

of course, i'm short, hairy, ugly, and get laid many times daily (in the past it was frequently by different women on the same day), so maybe it's not all about looks.

HOWEVER, i can honestly say that while i was HAVING sex, i didn't truly appreciate it for how different it was from masturbation until i got over myself "yeah i'm great blah blah blah." once that started going away i started seeing it as a very special bonding ritual between my partner and myself. oh, that was the same time i decided to stop cheating (which was, at the time, my biggest ego stroke.. talk about thrilling).

~ dan ~
haha... that proves that even ugly people get laid more than me :p