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JusDoodln'

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I came here to talk about my abused childhood, but all I came up with was:

Hot potato, hot potato.
Hot potato, hot potato.
Hot potato, hot potato,
potato, potato, potato, potato.

You people must have put me off. I hate you all. Discuss.
 

Slacker

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This belongs in B&T. So mods work your magic.
 

ReiMeishin

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This is not the place to talk about something that severe (assuming it's the truth). Seek help from someone wise.
 

JusDoodln'

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Oh I'm sorry. I'm new here and must have gotten lost. As a token of friendship, let me extend to you this:

Mashed banana, mashed banana.
Mashed banana, mashed banana.
Mashed banana, mashed banana,
Banana, banana, banana, banana.
 

Slacker

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.......................GTFO.................
 
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JusDoodln' said:
Oh I'm sorry. I'm new here and must have gotten lost. As a token of friendship, let me extend to you this:

Mashed banana, mashed banana.
Mashed banana, mashed banana.
Mashed banana, mashed banana,
Banana, banana, banana, banana.
With posts like this, friends you will not make.
 

jamesp

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Words just can't describe the feeling that came over me as I read this thread. I wish I could burn the last 3 mins out of my memory.
 
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jamesp said:
Words just can't describe the feeling that came over me as I read this thread. I wish I could burn the last 3 mins out of my memory.
Was it the warm, fuzzy feeling that often comes over people when they read threads posted by people with the intellegence of a watermelon?
 

jamesp

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Unforgiven said:
Was it the warm, fuzzy feeling that often comes over people when they read threads posted by people with the intellegence of a watermelon?
Yeah, but I usually associate that feeling with the nice warm fuzzy feeling someone gets right before they commit suicide.
 

JusDoodln'

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3 mins? pfft. Well, I am having trouble trying to block out my entire abused childhood. I find this helps:

Ooh wiggly wiggly wiggly!
Ooh wiggly wiggly wiggly!
Gimme that, gimme that, gimme that

Cold spaghetti, cold spaghetti.
Cold spaghetti, cold spaghetti.
Cold spaghetti, cold spaghetti.
Spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti (Hey!).

Now you try...
 

JLXC

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Hey JusDoodln', whatever Meds you're on, they're not working. Seek attention.

If you really want to post, then just fucking do it already. Why waste you time, and ours, with shit like this?
 

Nailbomb

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Aww, quit pickin' on the kid! He just wants to sing!

Hi-ya potato!
What a potato!
Hungry Hobo tato!
Big and hot and good! (Hey!)
 

jamesp

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That didn't help me too much, but now I see why you were abused as a young un'.
 

Jung

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JusDoodln' said:
3 mins? pfft. Well, I am having trouble trying to block out my entire abused childhood. I find this helps:

Ooh wiggly wiggly wiggly!
Ooh wiggly wiggly wiggly!
Gimme that, gimme that, gimme that

Cold spaghetti, cold spaghetti.
Cold spaghetti, cold spaghetti.
Cold spaghetti, cold spaghetti.
Spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti (Hey!).

Now you try...
Shut up, retard.
 

JusDoodln'

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I am "seeking attention". That's why I'm here. Besides, look at all the people who've shown their understanding and compassion. You lot have restored my faith, I've almost forgotten about my abused childhood. God I feel so relieved! I guess what I'm trying to say is:

I feel pretty! Oh so pretty!
I feel pretty and witty and bright!
And I pity, any girl who isn't me tonight!

Just before you guys get excited...No I'm not a girl. But that verse sure captured the moment, yeah?. I've attached a pic of how I feel in case you're not musically inclined.
 
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His first day and already -7032109.80 points.

That's gotta be a new record. :happysad:
 
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