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Slacker

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You see how his status says Short bus engineer. He is actually one of the passengers.
 

JusDoodln'

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Awww. You lot sound a tad tired of hearing about my abused childhood. Now, I'd like to bring things down a bit. I got just the thing...

Everyone join hands.

Now:

On top of spaghetti,
All covered with cheese,
I lost my poor meatball,
When somebody sneezed.

It rolled off the table,
And on to the floor,
And then my poor meatball,
Rolled out of the door.

It rolled in the garden,
And under a bush,
And then my poor meatball,
Was nothing but mush.

The mush was as tasty
As tasty could be,
And then the next summer,
It grew into a tree.

The tree was all covered,
All covered with moss,
And on it grew meatballs,
And tomato sauce.

So if you eat spaghetti,
All covered with cheese,
Hold on to your meatball,
Whenever you sneeze
 

Slacker

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#23
I bet you sing that on the short bus on the way to the zoo. I got a little song for you.

It's a boring day so what do we do?
Grab a couple of retards and drive them to the zoo.
Ohohoh Taking reatards to the zoo.

It continues but I don't want to waste my time.
 

JLXC

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Here's a song then.

There once was a poster named JusDoodln'
he started it off with a blast
but we couldn't tell what he looked like
because his head was far up his ass

We all started to wonder
what this dumbass was going to say
but soon he is headed for cockfarm
and there he surely will stay.

The end.
 

Slacker

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Here is the full version:

It's a boring day - I've got nothing to do
Except to get a load of retards and drive 'em to the zoo

Oh oh oh takin' retards to the zoo
Oh oh oh takin' retards to the zoo

Load 'em on a bus just for laughs
Down a winding road stepping on the gas
Down a winding road just daydreaming
Down a winding road with the retards screaming

Oh oh oh takin' retards to the zoo
Oh oh oh takin' retards to the zoo

One of them blowing a big spit bubble
Slam on the brakes at the first sign of trouble
Head on collision bodies everywhere
Head on collision retards beware

Oh oh oh takin' retards to the zoo
Oh oh oh takin' retards to the zoo
 
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:confused: I'm not even real sure what to say about this thread. :confused:

Wow, this guy is just .....wow....


/me shakes head at utter stupidity.
 

jamesp

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Taylor_Blade said:
:confused: I'm not even real sure what to say about this thread. :confused:

Wow, this guy is just .....wow....


/me shakes head at utter stupidity.
He speaks the horrible truth....:confuse:
 

MaxPower

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JusDoodln' said:
I am "seeking attention". That's why I'm here. Besides, look at all the people who've shown their understanding and compassion. You lot have restored my faith, I've almost forgotten about my abused childhood. God I feel so relieved! I guess what I'm trying to say is:

I feel pretty! Oh so pretty!
I feel pretty and witty and bright!
And I pity, any girl who isn't me tonight!

Just before you guys get excited...No I'm not a girl. But that verse sure captured the moment, yeah?. I've attached a pic of how I feel in case you're not musically inclined.
junglizm said:
Shut up, retard.
The man said "Shut the fuck up Retard"
 

Descent

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ReiMeishin said:
This is not the place to talk about something that severe (assuming it's the truth). Seek help from someone wise.
Like your lying self, TarkinRocher?
 

JusDoodln'

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Oh dear, I'm losing my voice what with all the singing. Now look, I can tell some of you don't like me. That's okay. I'll just keep trying. But let me say a few things:

Firstly, me and Descent don't often see oculus to oculus, but he really does have a point about your blatent compulsive lying TarkinRocher. I've kept quiet about it all day, but it's getting beyond the joke.

Secondly, for the people who are unsure about me, and make those awful awful songs about my name (That's my real name btw, so it hurts so bad I wanna cry), please open your minds. These songs are for the children, so please just let them enjoy it.

Thirdly, for the people who have given me a warm welcome, sent me flowers and donations and chocolate gumdrops. I Thank you. You can purchase my CD at amazon.com.

Wait, my voice feels a bit better. Lah, lah lah...

Let me leave you with a rousing round of:

Any opinions, or somethin you just wanna get off your chest,
And address it about my lyrics I'd love to hear it.
All you gotta do is pick up the phone, and just dial up this number,
It's 1-800-I'm a dick sucker, I love to suck a dick.
And if someone picks up, you can talk all the shit you want about me,
Just type in your number back, and follow it by the pound key.

Peace
 

Skitch0o0

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JusDoodln' said:
I came here to talk about my abused childhood, but all I came up with was:

Hot potato, hot potato.
Hot potato, hot potato.
Hot potato, hot potato,
potato, potato, potato, potato.

You people must have put me off. I hate you all. Discuss.
Well, it's like they say: Incest is best. Send my regards to your father the next time he puts it in your butt.
 

JusDoodln'

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Oh, Skitch, please don't bring up memories about my abused childhood. However, I never said it was sexual abuse. It was......I can't even go into it right now. But I did meet sexually abused people in my many years of therapy...and ummmm, I don't know how to put this but I think YOU may harbour repressed urges...

Now, now, don't go all red in the face. I'm here to help you know...

Let me explain - now I'm new here so I don't know your history - but in your post there are three, (count them, THREE) seperate references to anal penetration.

1. The sentence under your name is "Put it in her butt".

2. You ask me to give regards to my father as he "puts it in (my) butt." I didn't know my father knew you. But I can only surmise from your apparent closeness to him that you two have participated in this activity before. (And that's okay nowadays)

3. Your signature is a tribute to somebody else (a MR. Newbie) stating "that's because I collect shit-stained dildos"

- Actually that Panda you use as your picture also brings up connections to anal penetration, I'm not sure and perhaps its best not to speculate why.

I want you to remember I'm your friend, and will be here no matter which side you butter your buns.

Here's a verse. I think you might like it (albeit too much).

Oooo-waaa!!!
It’s enough baby.
You can’t bring me down. (me down)
I don’t think so. (and I know so)
You better check yourself before you wreck yourself.
Kiss my starfish, my chocolate starfish (punk),
Kiss my starfish, my chocolate starfish.

You wanna fuck me like an animal.
You wanna burn on the inside.
You’d like to think that I’m a perfect drug.
Just know that nuthin' ya do will bring you closer to me!!!
 

JusDoodln'

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superhero said:
only an option left: sucicide.
Was that a suicide note or advice? Because if its the former - you really don't want them to be your Famous Last Words. I mean: "only an option left: sucicide"? You want people to look at your gravestone inscription and giggle? Holy Smokes, Batman! The superhero who couldn't string five words together?

If it's the latter - yes, my doctor did recommend it on several occasions. But you can find all sorts of other therapies to relieve permanent traumatic childhood memories: like get a bunch of people all riled up just by posting lyrics to childrens songs.

I've got a very special tune for you. I'll sing them extra sloooow...

Would you like to swing on a star?
Carry moonbeams home in a jar,
And be better off than you are,
Or would you rather be a mule!

A mule is an animal with long floppy ears,
He kicks up at everything he hears.
His back is brawny but his brain is weak,
He's just plain stupid with a stubborn streak.
And by the way, if you hate to go to school,
You could grow up to be a mule.

And all the monkeys aren't in the zoo
Everyday you meet quite a few
So you see it's all up to you
You could be better than you are...

You could be swingin' on a star!
 

JusDoodln'

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meh_it_all said:
I'm not hungry right now. Thanks anyways.
Wow. SeXXXy pair of lips there.

What am I going to do now Meh? (can I call you Mei instead? - it's part of my fantasy world) I come here to rant about my shitty life and suddenly I'm on negative 10000000 "ratings". I mean - I thought that number was the National Debt Clock broadcasting the federal deficit at first.

And someone wrote a song about sending me to the CockFarm! And I thought CockFarm was the name of his regular bar until I read the FAQ.

So what the hells a fella to do?

*Take out a harmonica*

There's a deadman walking
And his shadow's growing long.
There's a deadman walking
Taking it in
before his time is gone.

Wish I never had to leave.
Wish I'd never known.
Wish I could stay here forever.
Watch my garden grow.

There's a deadman talking
And his shadow's growing long.
There's a deadman talking
Taking it in
before his time is gone.

There's a deadman walking
deadman walking
deadman talking
 

meh_it_all

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JusDoodln' said:
Wow. SeXXXy pair of lips there.
I try.
JusDoodln' said:
What am I going to do now Meh? (can I call you Mei instead? - it's part of my fantasy world)
Sure

JusDoodln' said:
I come here to rant about my shitty life and suddenly I'm on negative 10000000 "ratings". I mean - I thought that number was the National Debt Clock broadcasting the federal deficit at first.
Gotta be tough.

JusDoodln' said:
And someone wrote a song about sending me to the CockFarm! And I thought CockFarm was the name of his regular bar until I read the FAQ.
Least you read it.

JusDoodln' said:
So what the hells a fella to do?
Prove yourself.
 
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